The night was dark, the shadows darker.
strange noises echoed all around and a scream rang through the air.
"WHO ATE MY DONUTS?! COME ON PEOPLE! ITS 3 AM AND I WANT MY COP BAIT!"
"SHUT UP YOU FREAKING IDIOT! WE'RE USING THE COP BAIT TO CATCH THE PO-PO!"
"nine-one, nine-oh, somebody call the po-po~~~!"
"WHY DO WE NEED DONUTS IF WE'RE GOING TO JUST CALL THEM?"
"Wait, who's plan was this?"
It is my plan
"WE NEED DONUTS TO STOP EVIL FROM TAKING OVER!"
"fools" was his only reply.
"We need to catch the cops! But for now… Imma gonna be a master of disguise!"
Suddenly, they were all dressed as turtles.
Turtles that were ninjas, ninja turtles. but not teenagers. Because now they had FAIRY GODPARENTS!
They wished for the po-po rather than calling them.
In the Fae language po-po means projectile weapon, and so they were gifted human-sized fairy weapons which fire donuts.
They were sorely in need of donuts, so they wished for them also.
A/N: This was written by 12 different people at least... some of them are; Pheonix1337, Kelrisathefiredemoness, Ki-Chan Ricker, and ImmaRussiaTaco