Headprotector
by
ensngre
Sasuke was strutting down the road to Naruto's apartment (why he got to live alone, he didn't know) and feeling mighty cunning. When Naruto heard of this, he was going to drop his jaw! He thought and increased his speed, unable to wipe the grin off his face.
He fought with breath to get it under control since he'd been running up the stairs, and corrected the strip of cloth on his forehead before he proceeded to knock. It didn't take long for Naruto to open the door, because it wasn't common for him to get visits (or so he would like to think, while in reality he got more visits from good-doers than normal people).
What greeted him when he ripped the door open was a Sasuke with a smug look on his face, and he gave a mental sigh. "What do you want, Sasuke-teme?"
Sasuke, becoming more and more breathless again, grinned/smirked, "Look what I got!" and motioned to the bandana with the thin metal plate with his thumb. His grin widened when Naruto made a face, and he chuckled wickedly inside.
"Wh-where did you get that?! Did you steal it?!" The Uchiha loved that stance, when Naruto would bend his kness and lean forward, pointing his finger in his direction while having his eyes and mouth wide open. It was so funny.
Sasuke straightened his back and tilted his head up, looking generally proud of himself. Naruto, on the other hand, hated that stance. "I got this from the Academy, and they've made me a ninja!"
Boiling and with drawing his arm, "You can't have! You're not better than me, ya bastard!" And jumped on Sasuke, who fell to the ground.
"I'll kick your ass! So stop it!" He exclaimed, raising a fist that connected with Naruto's jaw. Flying off, Naruto caressed his hurtful chin.
"Just because you have a headprotector doesn't make you a ninja!" And when Sasuke raised himself the headband fell off, having untangled under the fight. And Naruto saw that it wasn't the sort of bandana they gave you when you graduated. "Eh? That's not really your headband, is it?! Cause it's got longer bands than Genins have! Hah! I knew you weren't better than me!" And began to laugh, forgetting that he hadn't taken revenge for his chin.
Feeling his chins heat up to a crimson color, Sasuke snorted, took the protector from the ground and began to run down the corridor and the stairs and the road with a perilous speed, all the while Naruto was having a hard time catching his breath between the laughs.
A/N: Nothing to say, nothing to say. Hope it was worthwhile the minute it took to read.