Itachi felt a familiar presence behind him. He considered saying come in, but he knew it was unnecessary. Itachi turned when he heard a faint "hn" and a tapping at the window and realized that he had forgotten to open it last night. Walking over, their eyes connected. Itachi pulled the window open and the two stared at each other for a moment.

"Hn" Itachi said and turned back to doing the dishes from last night. Hiei jumped in and started to make himself breakfast, which consisted of five raw eggs. He reached into the fridge for the carton of orange juice and was about to take a swig when he was stopped by a disapproving "hn." Itachi stared at Hiei. Hiei stared at Itachi. Itachi decided to give the short demon a break and get a cup from the top shelf for him. Hiei took the cup from him with with a semi grateful "hn." He poured the orange juice into the cup and took a seat at the table. Hiei began to crack his eggs in his fist and dump them in his orange juice. He looked up when he heard a "hn" and saw a look of disgust on Itachi's face. "Hn" Hiei said, and continued cracking eggs. "hn." Itachi replied as he sat next to his friend. Itachi reached across the table for the salt but could only manage a pained "hnnnn" and his fingers only brushed the shaker. Hiei rolled his eyes. "Hn" he said and passed Itachi the salt. Itachi took it and said "hn."

Then they sat in silence for a while, and only heard the sound of eggshells grating against Hiei's teeth. Eventually Itachi couldn't take it anymore. "Hn." He said.

Hiei looked up at him, obviously annoyed at the interruption. "Hn." He said menacingly as he stared daringly into Itachi's eyes.

Itachi grinned triumphantly. "Hn"

This affront was too much for Hiei to take however, and his eyes glowed angrily as he slowly stood up with a "hn."

Itachi's gaze turned cold as he grunted, "hn." In a flash they were at each other's throats and Hiei's orange juice egg soup spilled all over the carpet.

"Hn," Itachi muttered as he glanced at the mess, not looking forward to cleaning it up later.

Hiei brought his opponent's attention back to him with a disgusted "hn" at Itachi's insistence on cleanliness.

Itachi whipped around to face the little demon.

Hiei: "hn."

Itachi: "Hn!"

Hiei: "Hn." Hiei rolled his eyes and walked forward to get the paper towel. "Hn." Hiei huffed as he walked to the closet. Before he got there, however, Itachi was beside him, kunai at his throat.

"Hn?" Hiei asked.

"Hn." Itachi answered.

Hiei smirked and in a blink the two resumed their fight.

Itachi let out a stifled "hn!" as Hiei landed a solid punch to his gut.

"Hn!" Hiei snorted triumphantly. His victory was short lived and he let out a surprised "hn!?" when Itachi swept his legs out from under him.

"Hn!" Hiei growled angrily, and the fight really began.

"Hn." Itachi snorted.

"hn!" Hiei attacked.

"Hnnnnnn!" Itachi reacted.

"Hhhn…" Hiei scowled.

"Hn hn hn!" Itachi laughed."Hn?"

"Hn." Hiei smirked.

Itachi: "Hn. HHHHN!"

Hiei: "Hnn!nnnn…nnn?"

Itachi: "Hn! Hn! Hnnnn!"

Hiei: "Hnnnnnn"

Itachi: "Hnn"

"HN!" Itachi and Hiei barked as they bowed to each other for a good fight. Itachi's eyes then wandered back to the mess in the dining room and he looked back at Hiei with raised eyebrows.

"Hn."

Yeah, so there's just a little funny that popped into my mind. It's really stupid but I thought it was funny. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it! It was kind of awkward when my dorm head came over and asked what I was writing. Oh well, at least it wasn't a hentai.