Hi!
It's just a short drabble. When I get moody I tend to write this kind of stuff.
Roy: You? Moody? Come on, you are stoic. You don't have emotions.
Me: Don't even try to challange me.
Oh. And since I borrowed Roy Mustang to stay at my place...he'll join my ranting sometimes.
I don't own FMA. If I had...huh. That's too great to even imagine it.
And don't get too surprised. I don't like Winry.
How to argue?
10 rules by Winry Rockbell
1. Don't let other part rule the conversation. If he starts to scream: scream louder!
2. Wrenches. You need to have at least four at your side. Just in case.
3. Look at the point above. DON'T be afraid to throw them at anyone. Granny Pinako is only exception.
4. Drag onion everywhere with you.
5. If things will go to far you can always start crying...even if you don't feel like it.
6. Find other part's weak points BEFORE you start an argument.
7. You can use them during an argument.
8. But don't forget to know yourself well. If you know your advantages and defects you'll take it easy when other part will try to use them against you.
9. DON'T let other part come too close. It might lead to strange/unwanted situations.
10. If you are not satisfied with where the argument is going you can ALWAYS run away screaming: "You idiot!" or any insult you wish.