Disclaimer: J K Rowling probably never thought she'd see a story written for Day 10 of the Return of the Daily Weird Prompt Thing [Speed-writing Competition] by Lamia of the Dark with the prompt Four year old Sirius Black annoying his mother, but here it is. She probably never will see this, but all rights go to her anyways. Several lines stollen from Dolores Umbridge too...
"Mother?"
"Yes Sirius?" She asked, annoyed at the interruption.
"What's a blood traitor?" Her eyes light up, immediately discarding the Daily Prophet to look at her eldest son with barely disguised glee.
"Why do you ask?" She practically purred. She had never really liked children, but as heirs went he hadn't been so bad thus far. However his constant nagging often drew her to her wit's end...this was an improvement.
"I want to know because Bella says they're awful! What's so awful about them?" He asked innocently. She made a mental note to give Bellatrix something special when her birthday rolled around.
"Blood traitors are the witch or wizard scum who willingly associate with Muggle-borns or even Muggles." She explained vehemently.
"That doesn't sound too bad. I think I want to be a blood traitor one day!" Sirius said enthusiastically.
Sometimes she really hated children.
"No son of mine will ever be a blood traitor!" She cried.
Twelve years later, that statement proved true, as Sirius was blasted from the family tree. No son of hers would ever be a blood traitor.
~fin~