Prompted by lookingforbirdflash on tumblr.
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"Are you finished yet?" Wally whined from the kitchen island where he laid his head down in a dramatic pose.
Dick rolled his eyes as he set the food on the stove.
"Stop complaining and be patient"
"But I can't~"
Dick flicked playfully a finger at his boyfriends nose.
"We could have gone with something easier, but no, you wanted a gourmet meal, and I can't actually do it like Alfred"
Wally pouted, at which Dick gave him a peck on his nose.
"But Alfred is Alfred, or specifically, GOD, and you know that Dick"
Once again, the ebony rolled his eyes, before returning to the stove to look over the food.
"Ofcourse, but you still have to be patient, fatass" He said, smiling.
"Hey! How many times do I have to tell you, fast metabolism!" Wally exclaimed, while speeding behind Dick to wrap his arms around him.
"Wally-" Dick began.
Wally smiled against his neck.
"You're not even making the food right now"
Dick sighed and let himself be turned around so Wally could could kiss him on the mouth, pressed into the counter.
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"Come on dude, it's great!" Wally said as he stuffed down food.
"I-I was distracted, it's not my best" Dick answered, blushing and quickly looked away.
Wally stopped eating, just so he could smirk at the blushing boy wonder.
"But it was a good distraction, a nice blowjob-"
"Shut up Wally, I, you shouldn't…someone could have walked in…" Dick groaned and hid his face in his hands.
"Yeah, but you liked it~" Wally laughed and continued eating.