In Which Sam Runs Away from His Problems (Again)
Summary: Crack!fic. Sort of a Supernatural / Frozen parody, if you will. One-shot. Complete.
Rating: K
Disclaimer: If I really owned these characters I would not put them through this.
"Sammy!" Dean growled, arms pumping as he leaned into his uphill run.
Sam stopped at the top of the grassy slope and looked back, breathing heavily. "Go home, Dean," he said.
"Not without you!" was his instant reply. Dean glared at his brother angrily, then gestured wildly back in the direction they had come. "You have to come back to Lawrence, Sammy."
"I can't, Dean," Sam shook his head sadly, moose antlers swishing back and forth in the air.
"Sam," Dean tried again, exasperated. "Lawrence is covered in salad! I'm talking lettuce, tomatoes, those crunchy-bread-things -"
"Croutons," Sam corrected absently.
"Exactly! You gotta come fix it, Sam."
Sam passed a hand over his forehead, conflicted, and then turned and ran.
"SAMMY!"
Cauliflower clouds formed overhead, and with a crack that sounded like a snapping carrot, salad dressing poured in torrents from the sky.
"SAMMY! I'm a warrior! I can't live in rabbit food conditions!"
A moose noise in the distance, forlorn and final.
End.
A/N: Just an idea that I couldn't get out of my head. I keep laughing at it even though it's not that funny. XD
Thanks for reading, dudes!