Prompted by Dragonofheaven07 on tumblr.
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Jason stared, no, glared at the piece of furball sitting in Dick's lap.
And Dick was smiling like an idiot.
"What the hell is that thing?"
Dick pouted slightly.
"It's a kitten, I found her by the dumpsters-"
"No way in hell are we gonna keep a cat!" Jason growled.
"I couldn't leave her by the dumpsters" Dick tried, not yet using the ultimate pout. Jason narrowed his eyes.
Evil little kitten.
"No"
"But, please?"
"Dick, it's a cat"
"yeah, so what?" Dick asked, letting the kitten in his lap play with his fingers.
"They're…cats! and there's no way in hell that is getting anywhere near staying in this apartment, can't you like drop it off at Catwoman's"
"First, this is my apartment, second, no way am I giving her to Selina, third, she's so cute!" Dick exclaimed, holding up the kitten to cuddle her against his chest.
"Still no" Jason groaned, rubbing his eyes.
"Come one jay, how can you resist her?" He asked, holding the kitten up to Jason.
"Sorry, Dick, but i'm not sunshine and rainbows, thinking everything is cute." Jason answered bitterly.
"But, please~" And now Dick pouted, even daring to fake some tears.
Jason closed his eyes.
"Fine, she can stay, but you're taking care of her" He said, turning around to walk into the bedroom.
"Fine by me, now…. I'm gonna call you Graceful"
At that Jason stopped walked and turned around.
"Dick…why would you call a cat that?"
Dick pouted again as he stood up with Graceful in his arms.
"Hey, she's graceful, and it's a good name"
Jason raised a eyebrow as Dick walked up to him, and gave him a peck on the mouth.
"Couln't you have gone with Grace or something?" Jason questioned.
"Nah, to simple" Dick shrugged.
"Ugh, idiot" Jason said, and began his journey to the bedroom again.
"Yes, but I'm your idiot" Dick said and followed Jason.
"Ofcourse, that's why I'm saving your ass all the time"
"You do not!" Dick mock gasped.
"And you need to stop pouting, unless you wanna be tied to the bed for a whole day, naked"
Dick smiled.
"Kinky~"
