a curse upon Hachiman.
Whatever that came out of his mouth for the entirety of his existence shalt be revealed on the surface of his skin.
The results were shocking and definitely not beautiful, for words of multitudinous shades of offensiveness botched his body. Right now he is a walking wall of shame.
"Fuck niggers"
"Gas the kikes race war now."
"Toshino Kyoko is the worst character in Yuru Yuri."
"I want to eat Totsuka Saika's ass."
His classmates, mouth agape, resisted the urge to regurgitate their luncheon as they read through the abominable words. The likes never expected from an ostensibly recondite introvert whose facade bore no semblance of the diabolical beast that is within.
And Hayama "The Aryan" Hayato was the first to react.
"What the fuck you you mean Toshino Kyoko is the worst character in YrYr she's the fucking best you little fucktard! Go fuck yourself!"
Before Hayama could pummel him with tremendous force, the magnitude of which would irrevocably send Hachiman into Valhalla, Zaimokuza knocked him over with his immense corpulence. The onus lies on him to protect his waifu Hachiman.
Meanwhile, Yui scrutinized the words filling up his body, further disclosing the warped thought process of Hachiman.
Then she had an idea.
As class president, Yui endowed upon Hachiman the pejorative title of "turbo autist".
"It is cute that Hachiman reveals all his degeneracy to everyone teehee- " For some reason Yui got turned on by it. This is but one of her many fetishes.
However, her thoughts were interrupted by a new sentence that surfaced on Hachiman's forehead.
"I wanted what Yui's panties taste like."
Hayama attempted to hold his laughter while shaking his head disapprovingly at the same time.
"Yameroooooo hentai!" Yui cringed in repugnance as Hachiman tried his best to conceal the abhorrent message. However, it was already too late for him. He is already surrounded by his classmates, who were sick and tired of his degeneracy and had planned in unison to lynch him. They inched closer towards Hachiman, armed with nooses, guns, knives and explosives.
"Everybody drop ya weapons!" Just then, a voice shouted, reverberating within the confines of the room.
Everyone turned to the direction of the source.
They gasped.
It was Juan Lopez Tortilla, the Mexican kid in their school. Zaimokuza's parents worked in the ICE and they had deported Juan's madre, padre, abuelo(a) and all the rest of his familia back to Mexico. He is now seeking for revenge, and what better revenge than shooting up a school?
"Prepare to die cunt!"
However, before he could pull the trigger, he noticed something unusual about Hachiman. He started deciphering the words that dotted his body.
He instantly regretted the decision, for he's an SJW and SJWs are pussies.
"Fuck mexicans mexicans are literally taconiggers you have to go back deport all mexicans beaners are short fuck inferior race hitler would have gassed mexicans mexicans dindu nuffin build the wall send bad hombres back to their shithole."
The words hurt Juan's feelings so much that he broke down uncontrollably. Hachiman then took this opportunity to shoot him dead.
His classmates were instantly redpilled. They realised that Hachiman is /their guy/.
"I'm sorry homie from now on u can hate Toshino Kyoko all you want I will stop assaulting you for it although I still don't agree with you." Hayama generously shook hands with Hachiman. Alas, his hands were full of cum for he jerked off to a Toshino Kyoko daki that morning.
Hachiman soon became the most popular kid in class. Yui finally relented and allowed him to find out what her panties taste like. Now the only thing left in Hachiman's agenda is eating Totsuka's ass.