Disclaimer: I am not Louise Rennison, however much I want to be

Disclaimer: I am not Louise Rennison, however much I want to be. I do not own any of the characters (except for Dave's heart!)

I just own the plot. Anything you remotely recognise doesn't belong to me.

The story starts directly after 'Stop in the name of pants!'

Hang up the Handbag, Up for a Laugh?

Chapter 1: For the Love of Laugh.

Saturday September 17th

10:45pm

All aloney sitting on the floor.

Crikey.

Come on Big G, what have I done to deserve this?

I've always sent my love and regards to Baby Jesus, I've always prayed (Except for when I was practicing Buddhism, that doesn't count.)

Masimo has just walked off in a Huffy Huff, most deffo number 10 on the having the hump scale, just because I did the twist with Dave.

Ten seconds later.

Blimey, something's just clicked inside my head...

And my head's not usually the one for clicking!

I can't believe it! It's been right in front of me the whole time and I haven't even noticed!

One minute later.

"Georgia, get up off the floor. You be giving me the answers."

I looked up at Masimo; he's all angry and red... He most definitely doesn't give me Jelloid Knickers.

"I saw dance you with Dave, you are not meant to love him, you love me? No?"

I'm furious, god, loosing it scale number 10. My mouth is saying things and I can't even control it!

"Masimo, I did the twist with him! What's bloody wrong with your head? It's not like I was, was… 10'ing him or anything! And do you know what? You're right. I do Love Him. I Love Dave."

WHAT? WHAT? Did I just say that? I Love Dave... I LOVE DAVE!

That's what clicked!

"I can't believe I didn't realise before. He's been there for me through everything, and that's definitely more than I could ever say for you.

Now Mr 'Italian Stallion', grab your handbag and bugger off back to Pizza-a-go-go. Oh, and before you say anything else, Masimo Scarlotti; Your

Dumped."

He was about to reply,

"I..."

"She said, you're dumped.'Mate'."

WOO! Jas' spaceship arrived just in time!

I love her sometimes, even though she's a loon. Jammy dodgers are on me after this whole fandango is over.

HAHA, Masimo looks like he's seen a ghost. He's tramping back to his motorbike now. Good riddance!

"Merci Jas. You are, it has to be said, my bestest pally, ever. I will buy loads of Midget Gems for you."

I am sooooo generous.

"Ah, it's ok. Now, I'll leave you two to it."

WHO TWO?

"Me and who, Jas?"

"Me, Sexkitty."

OHGODGODDYGOD.

It's Dave... He heard everything.

Must. Keep. Full. Sophisticosity. At. All. Times.

"Georgia, Look at me for a sec..."

I lifted my head up slowly and as soon as I could see his face he started snogging me!

Cor! Straight to number 6!

Naughty Davey Boy!

We're kind of backing up onto a tree... He's pressing himself against me! (oo-er)

OUCH! Branch in my back! I must not complain though as this is one of the best snogs I've ever had. Oh how I've missed snogging him.

Ten minutes later

I am in snog city, being snogged to within an inch of my life, by a snog god.

Gadzooks, he's even doing number 7, the cheeky devil.

Must say something that isn't in stupid brain language.

"DaNUghh..."

Damn, there goes that idea.

"Sexkitty, your snogging is breathtaking. It has made me come to a conclusion."

Oo, I never knew I was that good!

"And what conclusion would that be Mr Laughy Laugh?"

Wow, that was an actual sentence. there may be hope in my life.

"The conclusion of asking you to be my official snogging partner."

Did he just say what I though he just said?

"So gee gee... Will you be my girlfriend?"

"Umm, well... I'm not sure.. well.. if.. erm.. Emma.. and French ménage a trois?"

WHATT? normal language Georgia, normal language! you're turning into Ellen!

"Wow gee, your turning into Ellen." i swear he reads my mind sometimes. "But for your information, i dumped Emma. For you. Because I love you, Georgia Nicolson."

Phew. I'm not really the kind of girl for threesomes.

"Oh ok then... what I was meant to say was.. YES, YES AND THRICE, YES!"

Oo, 6 3/4, nice touch Dave.

NIP LIBBLING! lip nibbling... The wonders of it.

I'd almost forgot what a fabby snogger he is after about 1 minute.

Well, I need not let my red bottom flare up anymore,

i am the official girlfriend of a..

What god can Dave be?

Laugh god... Snog god?

I have the best idea.

He is not A god... but, THE god.

Georgia Nicolson, the girlfriend of a GOD.

A gorgey, funny, AMAZING god.

"Gee, shall i walk you home?"

Why stop the snogging! More snogging please!

"More snogging please."

Oof! I said it out loud.

"well then, someone's got the horn. But, how could i refuse my girlfriend of a snog?"

mmmm. jelloidosity.

i wonder if i can make Dave go Jelloid?

hmm. neck nuzzling..

oo, he moaned.. is that good?

Ear snogging?

Grindy-ness. oo-er, Dave the horn.

i wonder if 7 on the snogging scale works with boys?

lets see.

10 minutes later

Note to Brain:

Remind me to do that more often?

Thanks!

Tatty Bye.

"Georgia, do you want to come back to my place?"

Oo-er, Dave…

"Okay."

I'm so full of calmnosity.

Authors Note: Wey Hey!

Well, This is my First Fic..

And I ran out of Georgiaisms.

But heigh ho silver lining.

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