The Adventures Of Clark Boy
*Aloha, I am Laura (aka Hoobacus, its pronounced Who-Ba-Ca-S), of all the dumb asses out there. I have written I previous story "A 6 Yearold's View Of Smallville", in which I was obviously high when I wrote it… but since soooooo many people enjoyed it I am gona write another one similar to it, but different, ok well, im gona start now, enjoy.*
Once in a land, far, far away there lived a boy, his name was Clark Boy. Clark boy was not your average boy, for Clark Boy has super (or supper) powers. O, Clark Boy can do may things with his super/supper powers, he can, see through walls, have super strength, run really really fast, do the dishes and make dinner. Aren't we happy that we have people like Clark Boy around??? Well, I dunno bout you but I am. Clark Boy wears old Red While and Blue, yes only thoes colors. Along with all the powers Clark Boy has a special secret (well 2 but im not gona tell u one of them) he's an ALIEN!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH AN ALIEN!!!!!!!!… yes, an alien, but Clark Boy isn't your average alien, he's a alien that saves the world, o wow. Now don't u want Clark Boy, yea I thought so, go beg your mommies and daddies for one and bet if u wish really really really hard you will get one for Christmas (of Hanukkah for all the Jewish people out there). Clark Boy lives with his parents, Mama Clark Boy Lady and Daddy Kent Man, on a farm in the town of Smallvile oooooooooo ahhhhhhh, everyone now… ooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Mama Clark Boy Lady is Clark Boy's mom, she loves Clark Boy but worries about him, because she doesn't want to lose her favorite alien son. Daddy Kent Man has Clark Boy help with all the chores around the house, like lifting up the pick-up and making dinner. Clark Boys's farm has cows, mooooooooooooo, they don't have any other animals though, awwwwww, I want a horsie yayaya, I horsie, neeeeigggggghhhhhhh.
Clark Boy has a best friend named Pete Man. Pete Man kicks ass. Pete Man doesn't talk to much, but when he opens his mouth only funny shit comes out. Pete Man thinks he isent as cool as Clark Boy but he is, he really really is. Chloe Freak is Clark Boys other friend but sadly Chloe Freak is a freak. No one likes her, she talking to much and shes madly in love with Clark Boy (and that's NOT a good thing). Chloe Freak doesn't have a chance with the super Clark Boy but Lana Girl, Clarks BIG crush does. Clark Boy loves Lana Girl. Lana Girl is pretty and smart. She always wears pink because it makes her look all pretty and girly. Lana Girl likes Clark Boy sorta but she reallllllly likes Jocko Whitney Man/Boy but he's now dead/ gone so she has no one else to crush on except Clark Boy, for Smallvile has no other guys.
What Clark Boy doesn't know is that he has a secret admirer. Its Lex Person!!! He has dreams about Clark Boy. Lex Person is a millionaire, who always wears purple shirts (hint hint) with a bastard father, and Lex Person is bald, YAY! Lex isn't really I guy, he is secretly a pig, Oink! Clark Boy sorta likes Lex Person but Clark prefers being straight…
One happy day in Smallvile Clark Boy was at school and… (To be continued, see u hafta come back to read more, ha, Ha, HA!!!)