I'll never understand them I have very good reasons:

THE MYSTERY BEHIND ROCK LEE AND MASTER GAI

1. Where do those sunsets come from? They seem to have a sunset at three in the afternoon. How do they get those three o'clock sunsets? Well you know it's not a Genjustu. They must carry a sunset tarp everywhere...

2. You can tell Rock Lee works out, he is a Taijutsu master. But where are his six packs? You would expect him to have a six pack!

3. Where do they get that shiny tooth? They might have had a deal with the dentist...

4. How does Rock Lee have fish eyes? He must be related to a fish, is that why he can't justus? Because fish can't do justus.

5. Their eyebrows are very fuzzy, were they born like that? Or did they find a huge fuzzy eye brow and split it into four? (I think they stole Gaara's and died them.)

6. How do they get their hair so bowl shaped? Did they actually use a bowl?

7. Is Lee so annoying that Master Gai had to get a new apprentice? He even gave him spandex.

8. Taijutsu consists of weapons, so why does Lee only use them to fend off sand? He did use it other ways.