Canada opened the door to find his brother Ammerica holding a black wet bear. "Hey bro, I kinda had an oil spill in Alaska, I was kinda hoping you could help me clean it up?"
Canada sighed, "Sure, by the way, what's with the black bear?"
America chuckled at this, "Dude, it's not a black bear, it's Kumajiro, I found him in the oil spill."
This terrified Canada his beloved polar bear getting in an oil spill. "Mr. Kumajiro!" Matthew was yelling but is barely sounded over a whisper.
Canada took his polar bear and rushed in side to give the dirty bear a bath.
"Yo, Matt, what about the oil spill? And you helpin' cleaning up?"
Canada waived a hand to dismiss America, "Yeah, I'll send people over."
America was over at Canada's house watching a movie. "Dude! This is so totally scary, I'm totally gonna wet myself!" Of coarse it was a horror movie.
A certain polar bear decided to waddle in, "Hi America." His cheerful voice sounded.
America just ignored the bear. Kuma decided to waddle over to Canada. Amazingly, the fat bear jumped up into Matt's lap. He looked up at his owner and innocently asked, "Who are you?"
Canada sighed, "I'm Canada, the guy ho feeds you."
All of a sudden, Kuma fell out of Canada's lap and tumbled onto the floor.
"Kumajiro! Are you okay?" The frightened Canadaian asked.
Before the the talking bear could answer, America's phone rang. It was blaring the National anthem at an annoyingly high volume.
"Hello, awesome hero speaking,...yeah what about it...I do care about Alaska!...No but-...okay...See yah."
From what Canada could gather, Something happened to Alaska and his boss was calling to let America know.
"What happened?"
"Oh, Alaska had this crazy earth quake."
Canada hated talking about Alaska, it should be Canadian territory but no, it belonged to an obnoxious self proclaimed hero. It made him sick, he would be walking around his land and enjoying the peace when he would come upon a piece of land that stank of burgers and pollution. People there were really loud and had no boundaries of rudeness. Typical Americans.
Canada's eyes narrowed slightly, not that America noticed, "Thats nice." "Deserved it..." He added under his breath.
If you haven't figured it out by no, Kumajiro is Alaska!
It makes perfect sense, Alaska is part of Canada's territory but belongs to America.
Kumajiro lives with Canada but still doesn't recognize him yet he knows America.
Ever wondered? Again, I got this idea from my crazy Hetalia loving g friend.