It twas an ordinary day at Baker Street. Sherlock had left early in the morning for a case so John was left to sit in the room of living without the peanut butter to his jam. John was just sitting there thinking about Sherlock's dick when suddenly he heard loud buzzing sounds outside of the window. Walking over to the window, John saw Sherlock! He was sitting on a giant bee!
"Sherlock!," John shouted. "What the bitch?!"
"John! Come outside right now!," Sherlock shouted back. "There is no time to explain!"
Not hesitating for a second more, John grabbed his coat and ran out the front door. When he got outside he saw crowds of onlookers staring and gasping at the ginormous bee. Climbing onto the yellow and black flying thing, John gave Sherlock one of his famous "I cannot fucking believe what is going on right now" look while he adjusted his boner. As soon as he was comfortable, the bee took off and away!
Confused as to wear the two of them were going, John shouted, "Sherlock?! What are we doing?!"
To which Sherlock simply replied,
"FULFILLING THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA"