A/N: My first story about Team Hebi/Taka.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, if I did, Team Hebi/Taka would act more like this.
"What are you drinking?" Karin crossed her arms, eyes on the cup he almost always had.
"Why, you want some?" Suigetsu smirked, offering his drink.
"Why would I? Besides, answer my damn question!" she replied.
He kept his smirk. Suigetsu loved to annoy her more than anything, especially his favorite drink. "Fine, it's watermelon juice."
Watermelon juice is that even real, or is he just messing with me? Karin could only sniff out chakra, and his smelled suspiciously of watermelons. What is with that guy and that stupid fruit?
Right now, Suigetsu had some control over the situation, mainly because she could only believe what he told her. Triumphant, he took yet again another gulp of his drink.
"What, you don't believe me?" he chuckled.
"No, frankly, I don't!" Karin yelled.
"Why not?"
"Because I never believe a damn word out of your mouth."
"Not even one?"
"No," she answered swiftly.
"Then taste it," he dared her, willing to prove her wrong.
She shook her head.
"Let's make a bet, Karin. If I'm telling you the truth, you have to do whatever I want for a week."
"And if you're lying….."
"I'll do whatever you want for a week."
Reluctantly, she snatched the cup out of his hand and examined it. She wondered what he could've done to it.
"Too scared to do it?" he taunted her.
"Damn you, Suigetsu!" she threw to drink at him.
The male saw it fly through the air, the water spreading in the air. Some of it landed on their team leader.
Karin put her hand over her mouth, wide-eyed which kept their focus on the soaked Uchiha. Suigetsu just started laughing at the sight of Sasuke being covered in the drink.
The raven-haired had the beverage on his face and chest. Sasuke tasted the liquid that covered him. Normally, he was stoic, but that did not apply here.
He wiped off the drink and yelled, "Who the hell threw that?"
"Karin did," Suigetsu answered.
He growled at her before she ran out of the room, terrified of what he could do.
Sasuke sighed, still holding his angered demeanor. Suigetsu looked at him. "So, what did it taste like?"
"Watermelon," Sasuke said.
"Ohhh, Karin," Suigetsu called in a singsong voice.
A/N: I wrote this in a few minutes with the main attempt at writing a SuiKa, but instead got a humor fic for Team Hebi/Taka (excluding Jūgo for some reason). I'm mainly capable of making these short, short stories because they come from little ideas that pop up in my brain.