This is my first non-romance fic, which is probably a good thing because I was getting bored of writing lovey-dovey slush. Here goes!
Shamans on the X Factor
Hao: -glued to TV-
Yoh: What ARE you watching?
Hao: Sssshhhh! Any minute now...
TV: Hao Asakura come on down!
Yoh: WTF! How did you get on the Price is Right!
Hao: Errrrr...I bribed the presenters.
Yoh: What with? Shaving foam?
Anna: -snatches remote control- It's time for me to watch my show now! Move it!
Yoh & Hao: Oi!
TV: -X factor theme music- Na na na na na na na na na etc.
-Lightbulbs appear above Hao & Yoh's heads-
Hao: Anna, can we erm..."borrow" the dining room for a while?
Anna: (not listening) Yeah whatever.
Some time later:
Hao: Ta-daa! Our very own X Factor audition room thingy.
Yoh: 0.0 you did all this in ONE HOUR?
Hao: Erm, not exactly. I might have accidentally hired 20 people to do it for me.
Yoh: Do you think we can persuade Anna to be a judge?
Anna: -enters room- OMG! What have you done to the dining room!
Hao: -counts on fingers- Moved the table and chairs out, set up a desk, replaced the curtains -
Anna: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH PUT IT BACK TO NORMAL NOOOOOOOOW!
Yoh: We were going to ask you to be a judge actually, but -
Anna: Where do I sit?
Yoh & Hao: -smirks-
A few minutes later...
Yoh: Hello?
Some random guy on the other end of the phone: Hello?
Yoh: Is Mr Wall there?
Random Guy: No.
Yoh: Well, is Mrs Wall there?
Random Guy: No! There are no Walls here!
Yoh: Then how does your roof stay up? -laughs-
Random Guy: -hangs up-
Anna: YOH! Stop prank calling people and do what you were supposed to be doing!
Yoh: Erm...what was I supposed to be doing?
Anna: -slaps- idiot!
Yoh: OWIE! Alright, alright! -dials number- Hello?
Pizza delivery girl: Whaddaya want?
Yoh: One pizza with everything on it. -burps- Rover! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Anna: -slaps-
Yoh: -cries like a baby- waaaaa! -runs off-
Anna: -dials number- Hello? Yeah, be there in ten minutes. Yes, it's free!
Nine minute minutes later:
Horo Horo, Ryu and sidekicks: Free food free food food food food food food! -all run into dining room-
-Door slams-
-X factor theme music plays-
Yoh: Hehe! This is going to be a laugh!
Horo Horo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH you tricked me!
Anna: -evil laugh- MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I will poke you with a stick and make you sing!
Ryu & sidekicks: 0.0 NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hehehe! Ren, Manta, Tamao and Pirika join the party in the next chapter. Hope you liked it :-)