A/N: You might ask what this is gonna be about. Well, I will be posting some one-shots featuring the monsters of Area 5X. It will be about anything, really. And this is gonna take a lot of time man. First off, we start with a holiday where some people are the fools and others the kings of the jokes. Please R&R!

Italics are for thoughts.

Link was sleeping soundly in his tank. There was not even a sound to disturb his sleep. It was so peaceful and quite. Abnormally quite. Very eerily quiet. Link got up from where he was sleeping and looked at his waterproof clock. 3:27 a.m. How can that be? Link wondered I've been sleeping a lot more than that man! He then looked upon to his calendar and his eyes went as wide as saucers. April 1st, 2011. "This can't be good…" he said under his breath. Link drained all the water from his tank before opening the huge metal door.

He peered into the main room to find everyone starting to eat breakfast. You won't get me this time Monger he thought, he then stepped out of his room and a giant bucket of chocolate sauce fell over him. There were some muffled screams coming from inside the bucket, but they sounded to say: "My eyes are on fire!". "Now I get why that was up there…" B.O.B. said and then laughed at Link, who was trying to get the bucket off of him.

The doctor was laughing madly and could barely say "I think Monger already got his first victim of the day!". "Oh shut up bug-man!" Link snapped from under the bucket. "Monger did this?" Susan asked, pointing at Link, who was bathed in chocolate sauce and had red eyes, with her spoon. "Yes, you see my dear; it is a tradition for Monger to do jokes on us every 1st of April. He has done that since he had Link, B.O.B., Bill and me here" Doctor Cockroach explained after calming his mad laughs. "And I thought he was going to have mercy on us this year like he did last year. But no… he has to have all the fun for himself" Link said as he finished cleaning himself up with a towel he found. He then found a piece of paper lying on the floor. He picked it up and read out loud:

"I hope you liked being the first fool of the day Link, please warn the others that this day is gonna get a bit spicy and colorful"

General W.R. Monger.

"Yeah whatever you say" he scrambled the paper and threw it, then walked over to the table and sat down. "He only does jokes on us? Or do the personnel also count?" Susan asked as she started to take the first spoonful of her oatmeal. "It depends. He sometimes gets some people to help him on doing the jokes and other times he makes jokes to all the people" Link said.

Suddenly, Susan looked as red as a tomato and was panting hard with her tongue out like if she had run a marathon. "Why are you red Susan?" B.O.B. asked concerned. "My dear, what do you have?" Doctor Cockroach asked. "Girl, drink some coffee" Link said. Susan could just nod, for she felt like if the Devil was dancing in her tongue. She took her giant cup and sipped some coffee so the horrible inferno could stop. Susan almost spit her coffee out, for it made it worst. She made a sprint to her room, knocking off her chair while doing so, and went directly to the sink so she could end the horrible burning inside her mouth. "Victim number two" Doctor Cockroach said "and it was our poor Susan" He walked up to her oatmeal and took a tiny piece of it to examine it between his hands. He sniffed it and then tasted a bit of it, then said with tearful eyes. "They put a very strong chili in her oatmeal and then in her coffee, that's what I can guess. Oh god from where is this chili".

"Who do you think will be the next victim of today?" Link asked before ripping the head out of his fish. "I don't know if it could be B.O.B., me or…" he was cut in mid-sentence by a loud SCREEEECH coming from Insectosaurus's room "Or poor Insecto" Link finished for him and then ran to Insecto's room. Susan finally came out of her bedroom's bathroom and sat again, she was still panting but not like before. "Are you all right Susan?" the Doctor asked. She nodded, her face still a bit red. "Good, but I can't say the same for Insectosaurus" Doctor C. said.

"What happened to him?" she asked.

"Insecto! What the hell did they do to you?"

Link's yelling made everyone jump and look over to Insecto's room. B.O.B. was already getting scared with the jokes and he was trembling like a Jell-o. Everybody got up and went to see what happened to Insectosaurus. They entered to the room and found instead of a giant orange butterfly, they found a giant blue and green butterfly. Its belly was green whilst the rest of its body was blue and its wings were a combination between green and blue.

"How did this happened buddy?" Link asked shocked.

SCHREEEECH

"Damn Monger, he's getting too far in this"

SCREECH SNORT

"I know, but I hate when he does this"

"I hope it doesn't occur to him to do another joke in the next 5 minutes" the Doctor said.

"Sweet toast in the sky!"

Everybody jumped at B.O.B's screaming and looked at where he was, err, standing. Or where he was standing a moment ago. "Where did blue boy go?" Link asked looking around. "Guys, I'm right here!"

They all looked up and found B.O.B. glued to Insecto's bedroom roof with some kind of rainbow thing that didn't appear to be from this planet. "Or better say, in the next 5 seconds" the Doctor muttered to himself. "B.O.B.! How did you got up there?" Susan asked. "I only looked up and this thing caught me!" he answered, looking rather uncomfortable.

"Don't worry my gelatinous friend, we will get you down from there!" the Doctor said. The strange substance mixed with B.O.B., making him turn from a blue blob to a Technicolor blob. "Guys look! I look like a pony!" he said cheerfully, obviously forgetting he was about 380 feet above the floor. He suddenly started to fell and landed exactly on Doctor Cockroach.

The poor Doc choked for air. "B.O.B.! Spit out the Doctor!" Link said. B.O.B. did as told and the Doctor's lab now looked like a rainbow. "Now Doc looks like a pony!" B.O.B. said happily. "And my eyes are burning like the terrible place down there" Doctor C. said rubbing his eyes. "Okay, the General had his fun. Is he gonna stop now?" Susan asked, hoping for the answer to be yes. "I have no idea, my dear. But I am sure that we are no longer the first ones in his black list" Doctor C. explained.

"I don't know, but I am sure that his next victims will be "The Joints Chiefs of Staff" people" Link said, grinning from ear to ear. "Don't tell me even the president is in the General's victims list" Susan said, raising an eyebrow and smiling. "Oh yes he is" Doctor Cockroach said rubbing his hands together in plain amusement. "What were we talking about?" B.O.B. asked dumbly.

"Happy April's fools day to everyone!" General Monger said, greeting everyone in the Joints Chief of Staff office. Everyone that shook hands with Monger would smile sheepishly at him, for they knew that he always did a different joke to them every year. "Everybody, salute President Hathaway!" One tough soldier yelled over the noise of people talking. Everyone fell silent as the main doors opened to reveal no one else but President Hathaway itself. The anthem started to play as he descended the stairs with a smile on his face. President Hathaway walked over to his chair and motioned everyone to take their respectful place. "Everyone may take a seat" he said. Everybody took a seat and there were some noises coming from beneath them. Everyone immediately glared at General Monger, knowing he was the one behind the joke. He chuckled and said "You are all fools again".

I hope you liked the first chapter of my new series guys. Please move the cursor to the small button down here that says "review this chapter" and tell me if you like it. And please people, no flames.