(a/n) Welp, ohayo minna. I'm just a shitass writer, but i've got a dream!
Lol, no.
Have fun reading. characters belong to you-know-who, because i don't own fairy tail. (too bad.)
"What the FUCK Natsu!?" A raven haired teenager yelled on his innocent phone.
When he didn't get a reply, he threw the phone to the wall, thus shattering it to a million pieces. But he just didn't give a shit anymore. The angry teenager, known as Gray Fullbuster, was now really pissed. His best friend, Natsu Dragneel, hasn't answered his phone, for the fourth time that day. Gray just kept leaving messages like "Hey flame brain, call me later, K?", "Hey dragon breath, pick up the phone", "Yo, shit-for-brains, answer the damned phone! I know you're there!".
He knew that his friend just went through a tough break up, but that was no reason to ignore the almighty Gray Fullbuster.
Natsu and Gray have been best friends since the day they met when they were both 7 years old. They never spent a day apart, that's why they're roommates now.
Gray was now working in the "Fairy Law" Bank. Even though he's only 18, he's already a responsible hard-working male, with a good job that pays really well. But Natsu on the other hand, was unemployed, miserable and childish. That's why Gray always has to pay the rent, and Natsu is always broke.
But now, even though he won't admit it for all the money in the world, Gray was worried for his frienemy.
He glanced at the watch, which read 9:59PM.
"Ah, time to go." He said in a bored tone, as he didn't even bother to pick up the broken telephone pieces from his corner office. He was just about to leave the room, when a tall, red-haired woman entered the room.
"Ah, Gray-sama, here are your papers for tomorrow." She said firmly, not looking him in the eye, before she turned around to leave. But he took her hand, and pulled her back, not allowing her to do what she intended.
"Erza." He stated the girl's name, as she finally looked up, to meet his dazed eyes. "I told you, no need to call me Gray-sama just because I'm your boss."
He eyed his secretary from head to toe, before speaking again, "We've known each other since kids, and just because I let you work here, doesn't mean that you should start acting all formal."
"Oh.." She muttered, "Okay… Gray." Smiling at how his name rolls off her tongue, she admired her boss, before she noticed the shattered phone pieces lying on the floor.
"Gray you moron! Pick up those pieces right now, you lazy good-for-nothing idiot! Or I will bite your head off!"
"Good ol' Erza's back in business!" He joked, before he dropped to the floor to pick the pieces up. The lady exited his room. 'Ah, she can be really stubborn. But that's what I like 'bout her.'
When he finally did his chore, he sighed as the clock read 10:19PM. Time to head on home.
… and buy a new phone.
The door made a *creek* sound, as Gray tried to open it as slow as humanly possible, in case the pink-headed idiot was sleeping. But, no luck, as the spoken guy was on his bed, face buried in all the pillows their apartment had.
"Dude! My pillows are there too!" Gray yelled.
"Mhh, so whaaat?" The pink blob of sadness asked his firenemy.
"You'll get drool all over them you idiot!"
"Ok…"
"Jeez dude, you look like shit."
"Ok…"
"Aren't you gonna fight me?" Gray asked, surprise scattered upon his tired face.
"Nah. Not in da mooood." Natsu simply stated, before he turned his head to the other side.
"That's it man, even though you're a walking disaster, and I sometimes secretly wished we never met, and you always eat all my food, and you destroy the house every day, and you never clean after yourself, not to mention your underwear is lying everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE. Last Tuesday I found one pair in my bowl of soup. And you don't know manners, or treat people like-"
"Get to the point." Natsu cut the raven haired teen's speech.
"Well... as much as I hate you, you're my bro. And bros stick out for each other. So, I'm gonna help you through this!" Gray shouted, eyes sparkling with determination, as he did a victory pose. He was still a kid, too.
"Meeeeh."
"Natsu, I make this huge-ass speech and all you say is meh?" The teen asked, anger overtaking him.
"Dude~, not in da mood~"
"Fine. I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice."
"Wat"
"I'll hire you a babysitter."
(a/n) you're probably thinking: what the actual fuck? And you're right. It's not something you've actually read before… this is a whole new lvl of weird. And it just keeps on getting stranger and stranger. Welp, bare with me till the end, ly! Please review so i know someone's actually reading this crap.
~With keys, through flames! Aye!~