The tales of Randomclan! Quote human version: Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART. (It's the same for the cat's version) Flashstar padded around his den. It was small and stupid. The warriors den was huge. He should force about all his warriors out of it, and push them into the tiny leaders den. It was a wonderful idea. So quickly he padded up to that huge random rock on which he stood to announce clan meetings. Flashstar padded around on the rock for a while. He had forgotten the words for the ceremony of calling the cats. Oh well they should respond to anything, "You cats gather here if you want to keep your precious fresh-kill!" Quickly the cats gathered around the base of the rock. Moonflight, the deputy, looked up at her leader. He had some mental challenges. It seemed she was one of the only normal ones in her clan. Her leader looked as if Starclan themselves had destined him to have 9 extra lives. That would be a nightmare though. Why did Starclan even allow him to have nine lives in the first place? "I have made an important decision. All my warriors will move into my den, and I will take their huge den!" Flashstar grinned like a...like a...crazy cat. Jaypaw rolled her silver eyes. In false enthusiasm she called out, "Oh that's a brilliant idea Flashstar. Next why don't you take the elders in a badger's den for leaf-bare!" Flashstar's eyes widened in amazement at the young apprentice, "That's the best idea I've ever heard!" Jaypaw face-pawed herself, could this tom get any crazier? The elders shot her a glare filled with pure venom. Flashstar then forget the name of his own clan. How no cat knows, "Erm what's the name of this clan anyways?" Moonflight yowled, "It's Thunderclan Flashstar!" Flashstar looked dumbfounded, "Well why not call it Flashclan after me!" Jaypaw rolled her eyes again, 'Oh yeah let's call it Randomclan while we're at it?" Flashstar grinned again, "Oh I love your idea Jaypaw! From now on this clan shall be known as Randomclan!" Scarpaw glared at his sister, "Nice sarcasm sis. Now the clan is doomed." Jaypaw smirked evilly, "Sarcasm isn't an attitude it's an art."