Doctor Who and his adventures in Sweden
Dr. wath was in an office and he was wearing his necktie about to end it all. "Oh rose i miss you so much these other plebs can't compete with your amazing bust" he cried before jumping off his stool but hten he realized that all was not lost because there were plenty of other women in the world who were blonde and had big boobs. "I know, i'll pick up some swedish chick because they're dumb and beautiful" he said mischieveously.
So the doctor went to sweden and kidnapped some swedish girl but he realized that along with her were three muslim men with their pants down. "Who are these fine diverse individuals?" said the doctor "they seem to have lost their pants." Bjork, a totally naturalized saudi arabian man said "يصمت الرجل العجوز أو سنقوم اغتصاب أنت أيضا" (If you don't know arabic you're a white male and need to check your priviledge). The doctor "Well allahu ackbar to you toof faggot" and this pissed off the peaceful refugees. The took out their penises again ands attacked the doctor with peaceful intentions. "AH!" screaemd the doctor as he was anally penetrated, "Get your fucking dick out of my ass!" the swede just looked at him and said "YOU FUCKING RACIST YOU DONT LIKE ARABS AND YOU DONT LIKE MUSLIMS GO AWAY GAWD" as she stormed out fo the TARDIS, dropping into the space time continume and dying. Ammed and Mohammad decided to join in the rape and they each took a hole.
MMHGMHMHMHMMHMGMMGMGMHMHMMH screaemd the doctor with dick in mouthg. He reached for his sonic screwdriver and detonated Ammed's bomb vest. The doctor survived but barely and he was regenerating and the light went everywhere and shit. when he was done he looked just like doctor robotnik!
I NEED TO CATCH SONIC screamed dr robtonike. SO he went into an alternate timeline and found a hedgehog and dipped it in blue paint. "SONIC I HAVE CAUGHT YOU" he screamed as he dipped the blue hedgehog in molten steel. "AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH" screamed the new robotikkk byt he slipped and felll into the steel and died thge end.