Me-Hey, has anyone ever sat and watched a movie and thought of your favorite anime characters as the characters in the movie? Well see I was watching Tremors with my friend…
Kisuke-Whooo! Lookie here, another one!
Warning-If you think I own the characters or the basic plot, you are sadly mistaken…
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Chapter 1
Welcome to Perfection
Renji stood over looking a cliff in Perfection Valley, relieving himself, then returning to his blue truck where his partner slelpt, "Good morning Mr. Jeagerjacks, this is your wake up call, please move your ass." He stated calmly, waiting a couple seconds. He noticed three cows off to the side and smirked, jumping on the back of the truck yelling, "Stampede! Stampede Grimmjaw, get outta the way!"
Grimmjaw crawled off the bed of the truck and fell face first into the dirt, and looks up seeing the cows that were now staring at them, "You dumb shit."
Renji hopped off the side of the truck laughing.
"I was in a stampede once, three hundred head going hell bent for-"
"The horizon," Renji completed, "Now, exactly how many cows are required for there to be a stampede Grimm? Is it like three or more, is there a minimum speed?"
"I wish I'd damn beat up your ass…"Grimmjaw growled, pulling a lighter out of his pocket.
Renji watched him for a moment, then pulled out a cigarette pack, sticking one in his mouth and staring at Grimmjaw.
Grimmjaw looked at him, growled and stopped searching for the pack, sat on the bed of the truck, and lit both of them a cigarette. He looked around, picking up a coffee pot and jiggling it, "No breakfast?"
"I did it yesterday, it was bologna and beans," Renji pointed out confidently.
"No, it was eggs. I did eggs, over easy." Grimmjaw smirked down at him.
"The hell you did! Bologna and beans, it's your turn!" Renji defended.
Grimmjaw decides that the best way to decide who was right, was to play rock paper scissors so he initiates the game. Winning scissors over paper.
"Well…I guess when I'm your age I'll forget what I eat too!" Renji glared at Grimmjaw as he takes the pot to make breakfast.
A couple hours later, they are putting up barbed wire to keep the cows away from the cliff.
"OW! God damn it!" Grimmjaw yelled as yet another barb came through his gloves and got his hands. He threw the wire on the ground, "I ask you, is this the job of intelligent men?"
"Show me one, I'll ask him." Renji replied, as Grimmjaw pulled the barbed wire up to the post.
"No, I mean, if we were really serious about making money, we'd quit being hired hands-"
"Handymen Grimm!" He starts hammering the wire in place, "We are handy men."
"Yeah yeah, well, we would quit this job and find ourselves some real employment." Grimmjaw sighed, looking off in the distance.
"You gonna give up all this personal freedom?" Renji asked shaking his head, "I don't know…" He hit the wire a couple of times.
A couple hours later, they are driving towards town.
"Ha ha ha, freeway!" Renji laughed, fishtailing, "So, what's on the agenda for today?"
"Garbage day."
"Oh man, already? Hey what's Nnoitra paying us anyways?"
"Fifty bucks, and that's forty-seven more than we got."
"Kenpachi and Soi Fon's pace is closer, let's do their linoleum today and the garbage tomorrow," Renji tried.
"Nnoitra's not home tomorrow. Now listen, we don't dig today, we don't get paid today, now damn it Abarai! You've got to start planning ahead, you've got to take the long view. I mean here it is Monday, and I'm already thinking of Wensday…It is Monday right?"
"Hey, who the hells that?" Renji asked, noticing a car and a form a little off the freeway. "That's not what's her name, the grad student?"
"Naw, she graduated, must be the new one…"
"New one…That's supposed to be a boy!" Renji smirked, driving off the road to where the figure was looking at something. "You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, ass that won't quit, and legs that go all the way up."
Grimmjaw just shook his head at his antics.
As they pulled up, and the dust cleared, they see a young man crouching next to some kind of sensor. He looked up at them with his caramel orbs, orange hair, baggy blue jeans, a simple t-shirt, and a pair of glasses. Crouching next to him was a male with identical features, except albino, wearing black baggy pants and a similar t-shirt. Both got up and walked slowly to the car.
Renji's smile disappeared back to his regular facial expression.
"Hi, I'm Ichigo, and this is my twin, Hichigo. We're up here for the semester."
"Yeah, Geography," Grimmjaw nodded.
"Geology," Renji corrected.
"Yeah well, actually seismology." Ichigo corrected, noticing their confusion, "Earthquakes. And you two must be Renji and Grimmjaw? I've herd all about you."
"We deny everything," Grimmjaw smirked at him, then they both laughed. Renji didn't.
"Hey listen I've got a question for you, do you know if anyone's doing any drilling or blasting? Or anything like that?"
Renji laughed, "Round here? No sir."
"Well, we're supposed to monitor these seismographs. Well, you know they measure vibrations…"
"Vibrations in the ground," Renji explained to Grimmjaw who looked a little confused.
"Yeah!" Hichigo finally spoke, "Well, we've been getting some really strange readings. I mean the school's had these machines up here for three years, and we've never recorded anything like this."
"Well, we'll ask around, you know, see if anyone's herd anything." Grimmjaw smirked at them.
"Thanks," Ichigo smiled, "God I hope they're not broken, I'll have to bag the whole semester. Anyway, sorry to bother you."
"No problem, nice meeting you, and I hope you get it all sorted out!" Grimmjaw called as Renji drove away.
The twins both looked at eachother, flushing slightly, and realizing just how much dirt was covering them.
"Hey, you know if you want we could look at those…uh..seismographs for them, if you want?"
"The hell we know about seismographs?" Renji shot out.
"Nothin'. Sure might be a slick way to get to know him."
"Why?" They both look at each other for a second.
"Damn it Renji! You don't go for any guy unless they fit that stupid list of yours from top to bottom."
"Well sure!"
"And is dumber than my hind end! Like that-that Shira!"
"Kira."
"Don't matter, their all the same. Dead weight! Oh I broke a nail," Grimmjaw mocked. "Makes my skin crawl."
"Well, I'm a victim of circumstance," Renji smirked.
"I thought you call it your pecker." Grimmjaw shot back.
They bickered all the way to Perfection. Population fourteen, elevation 2135. It consisted of a store, Tosen's Market, a house, and a couple trailers. And a water tower next to the store. As they pulled up, a teenage boy, Aizen was tossing a basketball into the air and catching it again. They pulled into the shop's parking lot.
"Hey Pizza Face," Renji called.
Aizen started tossing the basket ball into a car's windshield.
"Aizen, AIZEN! Touch that truck and die," Grimmjaw wanrned.
"Oh man I'm really shakin'." Aizen mocked.
Grimmjaw just sighed and walked into the store.
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Me-Omg, that took longer than I thought it would. I'm going to try and finish this quickly.
Aizen-Why am I a teenager?
Me-Because by the third movie, Melvin's character fits you perfectly.
Aizen-Oh…well at least I don't die.
Me-If the words sound familiar, watch Tremors. I actually used most of the same lines…I will try to do all four movies. This one and the second movie should be done by Christmas…I will try to do these ones every day. If you want a character list, I can email you one. I will have one per movie.