Drabble:
Warnings: Sarcasm, jerkiness from House, slash, lots of slash, endless fluff…Honestly is there anything better?
The Phone:
"What?"
"What do you mean what?"
"Its kind of a question, usually said when someone wants to know something or in this case, what you want from me"
"Oh right. I forgot I am supposed to take my jerk-to-english dictionary out when calling you on the phone"
"Well it would be nice, honestly it hurts that you don't remember these things"
"I am sure you are crying on the inside. When are you coming home?"
"I week from never"
"I am not taking the dictionary out so you are going to have to translate"
"Cuddy wont let me leave. Trust me, I'd much rather be home where you can call me a jerk face to face"
"Yeah because that's all I do. Still don't know what's wrong with her?"
"I know exactly whats wrong with her, she just wont let me treat her"
"I don't know why, just because you almost killed her last time you knew what was wrong with her."
"Ouch! Jimmy I am rubbing off on you. I am proud."
" Yeah well I'd rather you be rubbing up on me right about now."
"Oh yeah."
"Mhm"
"What else would you rather me be doing right now?"
"Convincing her to let you treat her so you can come home… then I wouldn't have to tell you…I could show you"
"What's plan B?"
"There is no plan B."
"There's always a plan B!"
"I could come down there and talk to her."
"Oh Jimmy! Would you please?!"
"Sarcasm. Never gets old. I am on my way."
"Deal. You come now…I'll 'come' later."
"Maybe."
"Maybe?"
"That 'what' hurt."
"Oh come on"
"Maybe later… when it stops hurting."
*dial tone*