Warriors Randomness

by Cordless the fox

Randomness in warriors: Warriors is a cat book that you all probably know. Firestar is eatting to many tacos, Brambleclaw slaps a lot of people(or cats), and Tigerstar comes back from the dead. 1:Firestar stop eating the tacos! 2:Brambleclaw no slapping 3: Tigerstar! RUN! . I'm new so that's all for now!

Randomness in Warriors

Intro

"ALLL RIGHT WHO HAS THE TAAAACOS!" Foodstar yelled. Randomnessclan was having a party. "THE TACOS ATE THEMSELVES!" the clan yelled. "CATNIP PARTY!" Partypaw screamed. "JOIN US! AND THE WORLD OF RANDOMNESS!" Coolpaw yelled.

1 how to annoy Firestar while he is driving.

"Blah blah blah magical blah blah." Firestar kept on talking. While he was magically talking the inside of the car started beeping. Firestar didn't seem to notice so he just kept talking. "SHUT UP!" Brambleclaw yelled. Firestar looked at him like he just threw up. "Not you, the car." he told Firestar. As they kept driving Firestar kept talking and the car wouldn't stop beeping. "SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!" Brambleclaw screamed the rest of the way there.

2 What is wrong with Squirrelflight

Squirrelflight was pacing around the den when Brambleclaw stepped in and snapped a twig. Squirrelflight jumped up and farted rainbows. Screaming Brambleclaw also farted out rainbows. Once they stopped Brambleclaw admitted they needed to see Leafpool.

3 Jayfeather has problems

Jayfeather was walking around looking for his stick when Brambleclaw came to spy on him. When Jayfeather finally found his stick he started kissing it. "Oh Stick I love you." he told his stick. "No, I'm not cheating look." he said snapping another stick. "I only love you." Jayfeather purred. "No don't leave me!" he cried. The stick got up, grew legs, and ran away. "Jayfeather, you need to see a doctor." Brambleclaw said with his mouth wide open.

4 Greystripe calm down

"Millie I can't find my car keys!" Greystripe yelled from across the den. "Have you looked in the closet!" Millie screamed from the kitchen. "I've looked everywhere!" He got angry. "Greystripe calm down." she said. "YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING WOMAN!" Greystripe got angrier. "GREYSTRIPE DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING SO GRAB MY KEYS AND CALM DOWN ALSO LEAVE!" Millie said. "FOUND THE KEYS AND A BUNCH OF TACOS!" Greystripe meowed. "TACOS!" the clan screamed and ran into his den trampling Millie and Greystripe.

5 Sandstorm needs food.

"Sandstorm, I lost the marshmallows." Firestar yelled. "What marshmallows? The marshmallow gun?" she asked. "Both!" he yelled. "Found them!" he told her. "I'm so hungry but I can't eat." she told Firestar. "Eat." he ordered. "No." she looked away. "YES!" he screamed grabbing a marshmallow gun and tried to shoot marshmallows in her mouth. Running Firestar started shouting "EAT!" at her while still shooting the marshmallow gun.

Ending

"BYE!" Foodstar yells. "THE PARTY IS OVER GO HOMe!" Coolpaw meows. "TO MUCH CAT-"Foodstar then faints because of to much catnip. Thank you for reading!