Author's Note:
Jack Sparrow belongs to Disney, while Juan belongs to David Lopez. Check out his YouTube channel for the first part and more!
Jack Sparrow walked up to his new first mate, Juan. Juan was sweeping the deck of his ship, the Black Pearl.
"Juan! I have a question to ask you," Jack said.
"Ja, ok. I just have to finish 'dis sweeping I'm doing," Juan said.
"Juan! I am your captain! Answer my question!" Jack said, getting agitated.
"Ok! Jeez, Mister Pirate," Juan said, throwing the broom overboard.
"Ok, now I have more than one question to ask you," Jack said as he watched the broom hit the water.
"Ok. Ask me," Juan said as he grabbed a rake.
"Juan! Where did you get that rake?"
"Dis thing?" Juan asked, looking at the rake head. "Oh. I got it from da tool shed in Josh's backyard. I'm his gardener, ja know?"
"Oh," Jack said, feeling even more confused than before.
"Was that what you wanted to ask me, Mister Pirate?"
"No. I wanted to ask you where you got your eye patch. It's a very good-looking piece of clothing."
"Oh dis?" Juan said, taking his eye patch off. "Oh ja. I got it at Walmart."
"Walmart?"
"Ja. Walmart."
"I've not heard of this… 'Port Walmart' before. Is it a recent establishment?"
"Oh no, it's not a port. It's a store where we go ta buy stuff."
"Like, piratey things?"
"Ja, I guess so," Juan said, shrugging. "Dey sell costumes like 'da hat and eye patch I have."
"We must go there, Juan! Show me this 'Walmart!'"
"Ok."
Juan showed Jack where the Walmart was located, and they went in.
"Juan! Look at this treasure!" Jack said, taking in the vastness of the store. "We must explore!"
"Ok."
"Let's go!" Jack started to run off, but Juan stopped him.
"We need a cart, first, Mister Pirate." Juan pushed a cart towards Jack.
"What is this… 'cart' for?"
"It's to put stuff in. If you see something you like, you put it in the cart."
"Then let's go!"
Juan and Jack went through the store, putting lots of things into the cart. Things like skateboards, X-box One, bicycles, and other things.
But as they were pushing the cart out the door, the alarms went off and guards started running at them.
"Stop them!" one guard yelled.
"Run!" Juan and Jack yelled at the same time.
(Outro music plays.)