May 6th
Mello: Margarita Corona our cleaning lady just quit.
Matt: Shit that means I'm gunna have to clean
Mello: Yeah she quit cause she found out we're gay
Matt: That bitch.
Matt:Wait how did she just realize?
Mello: Who? Margarita Corona?
Matt: Yeah
Mello: She thought I was holding you hostage and that I was a pedophile.
Matt: Ahhh so she thought just you were gay?
Mello: Yeah she also thought you were 15.
Matt: -_- well at least she didn't think I was a girl
Mello: She didn't think I was a girl either
Matt: So it didn't bother her that you were like raping me but because I'm gay it does?
Mello: Yeah, she liked the fact that you were my slave of whatever. She asked how I kept you here so long
Matt: What did you tell her?
Mello: I told her you were there because you loved me cause I' sexy and good for you in more ways than one ;)
Matt: And what did she say?
Mello: She asked if I was serious and I said hell yeah he's in the best fucking relationship he ever will be
Matt: Hmmm not sure if that ones true.. then what did she say?
Mello: She said that can't be possible because your only 15 and you don't know what you want. Then I said your 17 and she said some other stuff and quit
Matt: Wow way to go Mello you could have just lied
Mello: I am not a liar. Margarita trusts me.
Matt: And that's why she quit
Mello: I can get another house cleaner it's not that hard
Matt: You better
Mello: Yeah, I already found one she's a lesbian
Matt: Ahhh as long as its not one of those yaoi fangirls that was terrible..
Mello: Yeah, but the problem with the new girl is she wants to live in our house on weekends with her girlfriend...
Matt: Hell no unless you don't want to ever do sexual things on weekends except kiss
Mello: ...Is that even possible
Matt: If there are some random chicks living in our house yes
Mello: Why can't we do stuff if their there
Matt: Because I don't want them to watch! Mello that's perverted
Mello: You know you're right. If they are here we can't have the whole house to ourselves ;)
Matt: Nope
Mello: I'll find a different house keeper..
Matt: Good
Mello: I found one
Matt: Who is it?
Mello: A blonde chick named Yolanda
Matt: Does she only speak spanish?
Mello: She knows some english
Matt: Will she be able to understand me?
Mello: Yeah she understands it just can't speak it.
Matt: Okay that's good.. I guess. How old is she?
Mello: 27 I think
Matt: Does she have kids?
Mello: Yeah she has twins that are like 11
Matt: Don't try to scare them if they ever come over or be creepy and perverted
Mello: Your the pervert..
Matt: No I'm not your the one who claims to be manlier
Mello: You do too. And manliness does not mean pervertedness
Matt: Yes it does and your the seme so your obviously more perverted
Mello: That is a stereotype and I'm not your seme because I'm perverted its because I'm more forceful and in charge
Matt: Which means perverted and your the one that likes to put chocolate on me it was all your idea
Mello: Whatever its not like I'm gunna go around telling 11 year olds about our sex life
Matt: You have before
Mello: Yes and that resulted in 3 deaths I learned my lesson get off my back Matt
Matt: And that one time some chick was hitting on me so you came and put your hand down my pants and started making out with me in public and told her 'he's mine' that seemed a little perverted to me
Mello: That bitch had it coming
Matt: Yeah yeah I know
Mello: Its not like kids were watching though
Matt: We were in a park on a Saturday at like noon
Mello: I don't see your point
Matt: There were children there but their mothers made them leave while you were kissing me
Mello: I didn't see kids there, and you should not be complaining about me corrupting kids minds you do it too.
Matt: No I don't
Mello: What about that time at Wal-Mart when I said I'd get you that video game and you practically raped me right there
Matt: Um first of all I took you to the bathroom and I really wanted that video game. And it wasn't rape you liked it
Mello: Yeah whatever kids still probably heard us, Wal-Mart bathrooms are not sound proof
Matt: Well at least no one could see us and it was late how many kids could have been there besides the home and living section?
Mello: Just saying I'm not the only one to blame you can get horny in public too.
Matt: Not nearly as much as you I gtg L needs help hacking someones computer
Mello: Yeah sure you just don't want to admit I'm right
Matt: I'm mad at you so I'm not coming home tonight
Mello: That's just cruel what if some yaoi fangirl comes into our house and says if I don't make out with you she'll kill me and I can't reach my gun? Then you'd have a dead boyfriend
Matt: Well I guess I'll just have to live with that and L says theres a .03% chance of that happening
Mello: Has he seen this entire conversation?
Matt: Yeah he's sitting right next to me why?
Mello: Just wondering I'm gunna do Mello stuff I'll see you tomorrow since you aren't gunna come home, love ;)
Matt: Okay I'll be at L's then doing Matt things love you, honey
A/N Me and my friend were texting while being Matt and Mello and this is our actual conversation so sorry if it a little ooc.. oh and we aren't trying to be racist it's just Mello speaks spanish as a second language and he doesn't want the cleaning lady to talk to Matt cause then she will fall madly in love with him.. Please comment and tell me what you think :)