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Summary: It's not just Slytherins who can be subtle. "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through …"
Gryffindor Subtlety
You look at us and what do you see?
Two devilishly handsome pranksters.
Well we are quite charming, aren't we Forge?
So very charming. And oh so clever. Wouldn't you say so Gred?
Positively. Charming, clever, handsome, hilarious …
Brilliant, fantastic, absolutely amazing subtle.
Didn't see that one coming did they?
Didn't see it at all is more like it. Fred and George …
… The most amazing pranksters Hogwarts have ever seen …
… Noisiest bunch out of the Weasleys …
… Except when Mum's in a mood …
… Subtle!
That's the brilliant part though, isn't it? They never even guessed.
Too good for our own good.
Never even realised what we were up to. Like in second year …
… Being the evil minions of Dark Lord Potter, Heir of Slytherin …
… While it was fun …
… It wasn't the reason …
… People picking on Harry didn't go over too well with us …
… And we couldn't exactly follow him around all the time …
… We all know Harry doesn't like to be coddled …
… But he was an inch away from getting pushed down the stairs whilst his back was turned …
… Couldn't have that, could we?
No. Subtlety was required for this one.
Harry didn't even realise we were acting as his bodyguards …
… It was positively brilliant of us …
… Acting like it was one big prank …
… While all the time making sure he didn't get hurt …
… And nobody even realising …
… Simply brilliant.
Goes to prove …
… Gryffindors are far subtler than Slytherins …
… After all, who'd suspect a Gryffindor of subtlety?