Chapter 1: The Most Perfect Day

~Gomez Addams~

Rain. Glorious rain. A dreary cloudy, rainy, muggy, perfect day. The best thing to wake up to, other than my gorgeous wife sleeping beside me. My Cara mia. My Tish. My amore. I looked over to Morticia. She was sleeping soundly, wrapped in the black silk bedding. She is such a beautiful creature. So enchanting and memorizing and seductive. Her pale complexion. Her skin is like a porcelain doll. Her hair, as black as night, that cascades down her elegant, slender body, before stopping at her waist. Her supple, perfect curves, clearly visible in her tight silk nightgown. The tender flesh of her breasts. Her tiny fragile waist. Her beautiful hips. Followed by her long, slender legs. All mine and oh so perfect. I stroked her cheek softly and kissed her cheek bone. Her luscious long eyes lashes fluttered opened. Those big beautiful dark blue eyes.

"Good Morning, mon cher." Tish whispered as she reached up and stroked my cheek with her nails. "You are up early darling."

"Cara mia! That's French!" I yelled. I grabbed her tiny, beautiful hand and kissed all the way up her perfect arm. All over her shoulder and up her neck. "You know what it does to me, Tish."

Morticia let out a moan in reply. I bit down on her neck as I continued to kiss. And suck on the flesh that I had just bit. Leaving a bruising mark and a little blood. A love mark. "Oh Gomez!" Tish spoke.

"Yes Cara Mia?" I asked starring into her eyes. "Darling, what's the matter?" I asked again, still getting no response from Morticia. I kissed her supple red full lips. And she forced her lips right back into mine.

"Gomez, darling, have I ever told you how much I truly do adore you." Morticia spoke. She pushed me from my sitting position to lying down. She straddled me. "Oh yes Tish," I spoke reaching for the straps on her shoulders and pulling them down. Then running my hands down her back and grabbing her hips and pulling her to me. I ran my hand down lower and groped, grabbed, squeezed her firm ass. She arched her back into me with great pleasure. She let out a husky, sexy, loud moan.

Then Morticia stopped altogether and pulled her straps right back up. "Patience, my dear." She spoke. She kissed my chin and down the front on my neck and down my chest. I grabbed her head and brought her lips back up to mine. She began to unbutton my shirt. She tore it off the rest of the way and discarded it on the floor of our room.

"Tish, my love, I lost my shirt. Now it is time for you to lose clothing." I spoke. I slipped her straps down once again and slid her night gown all the way off. Leaving her in nothing but a measly pair of black lace underwear. And I still in my silk pants.

Tish leaned her bare chest onto my bare chest. She played with my chest hairs. I flipped us over. I was now the one on top. I stood up from the bed and slid off the silk pants. I looked over to Morticia. Her beautiful body so pale in the morning light. Her pale skin unmarked other than her neck and my initials which were permanently burned into her shoulder. Her chest which was so perfect. And her thin, flat stomach. I trailed the whole length of her body with my eyes. Then, I looked up to meet her gaze. She had an unhappy look in her eyes, and not the normal kind.

"Tish? What's the matter Cara Mia?" I asked climbing back into the bed wearing nothing. "It is alright now Mon Cher. I just thought you were leaving, darling." She spoke running her fingers nails down my chest. Shivers ran up my spine. "Oh Tish! I would never leave at a moment like this! Wait! French Tish! French!" I yelled. "Oui." She whispered seductively in my ear. "Oh Tish. My blood is boiling." I whispered in to her neck. "Ravir moi maintenant." Morticia spoke in to my ear while running her nails down my back, digging in.

That was all it took to take of her last garment and take her without a seconds notice. How I enjoyed these morning moments full of love, passion, desire.

After Morticia and I finished our beautiful love making, it was time to start the glorious day. With my pleasures for Tish subdued until later, I could focus on what needed to be done. "Gomez, that was quite amazing and unhinged." Tish spoke brushing her hair and applying her makeup, even though she does not need any. I was slipping on my pants, belt, shirt, bow tie and jacket. Tish was back in her black, tight, silky, nightgown.

"Oh it was Cara Mia. Do you need help with your corset darling?" I asked. I already knew the answer. "Why darling of course. It is our morning routine." Morticia spoke. She walked into the giant closet and came back out with a long tight black dress and a black corset and undergarments. She slipped off her nightgown and put on lacy underwear. I watched, studying her body. She was just too beautiful. She handed me the corset to tie up.

I delicately wrapped it around her figure and laced the backup gently. When I finished I kissed the back of Tish's neck. "How is it darling?" I asked. She turned around and faced me. "Perfect darling. Not too loose, but not too tight. Enough just so I can breathe. You are really getting the hang of it, Mon Cher." She spoke.

French! "Oh Tish. What I wouldn't give to go and ravish you again this perfect morning." I spoke kissing up her bare arm. "Gomez darling, dress now, Mon Cher later." She spoke. She grabbed her dress. I lifted it up over her head and help her into it. It glided down her slender body. The plunging V on her dress exposed the soft flesh of her breasts. How she loves to torture me.

The doors crept open slowly. In came Fester and Thing. "Good morning brother." I spoke walking towards him, hand outstretched. "It is a fine day, rain." Fester spoke grabbing my hand and flipping me over. I pulled him down to the floor along with me. We landed side by side on our backs. "You two act like Pugsley and Wednesday." Tish spoke crossing her arms on her chest, with Thing sitting on her shoulder. Fester and I stood up still laughing. "Hello, Morticia." Fester said. "Hello, Fester." Morticia said. Fester took her hand and kissed it gently.

When he dropped her hand, Morticia walked and stood in between the two of us. I wrapped my arm around Tish's waist. "Fester, dear, what brings you here?" Tish asked. "I was told by Mama to fetch you two for breakfast. You two must of slept in late. Huh?" Fester said raising his eyebrows. "Fester, you and Mama knew exactly what we were doing." Morticia spoke.

"Well shall we go to breakfast?" I asked. "Why of course. Did you eat Fester?" Tish spoke. "No. I thought I would wait for you two and Mama is waiting to eat too. Only the children and Lurch ate." Fester spoke. "Oh well do join us." Tish spoke. I held out my arm and she slipped hers through mine and the other through Fester's arm.

We walked down the long corridor. We heard the subtle sounds of the children playing with the dynamite caps. We went down the stairs, I helped Tish as I went. Since she was in heels, and a tight dress and it was also the gentleman thing to do. As we came to the landing at the bottom of the steps, the children scurried past chasing Lurch with swords. I was wondering why Lurch did not come get us for breakfast. The children had him preoccupied.

We walked into the kitchen. "Look at you Morticia. Two escorts. You have both of my boys." Mama spoke. "Mama!" I yelled. "Hardly." Tish spoke. Fester let go of Morticia's arm and took the seat across from her. I escorted Tish to her seat next to mine and across from Fester, diagonal to Mama. I pulled out her chair and she sat delicately in the antique chair. I pushed her in. It took little effort to push her chair in. She weighs, what feels like, nothing.

I went and took my seat at the head of the table. Mama brought the food to the table. We talked while we ate. About the children going to school today, our brother Flad, and what we are all doing today. "I have an appointment with Dr. Goldman." Tish spoke picking at her food a bit nervously. Dr. Goldman was Tish's lady doctor.

"Cara mia, is there something wrong with you that I should know about? Why are you going to see him? Are you pregnant Tish?" I asked. Everyone became silent when I asked the third question. "Why Gomez, are you accusing me of keeping something from you?!" Tish said raising her voice.

"Morticia, no darling. I am not. I am just concerned. It is your health. I couldn't live with myself if you were sick and I did not help you." I spoke reaching for her hand and grasping it in mine. "Gomez, it is only a routine checkup. Do not worry my darling." Tish spoke. I looked into her eyes. There was something else to the story.

I looked over to Mama. She knew more about the story. I just let the matter drop. I do not want to upset Tish in anyway. I wonder if Tish would want another baby around here. It would be nice.

After we finished breakfast, Mama and Tish had a cup of tea. Fester and I each had a cigar at the table. Lurch came in and wiped the table and began the dishes. "To the living room?" I spoke. "Actually darling, I should go grab my shawl and head to the doctor. But why don't you and Fester do some fencing?" Tish spoke.

Lurch walked over to the closet by the entry hall and retrieved her shawl. He handed it to her. "Why thank you Lurch." Tish spoke. "Cara Mia, I will miss you. Hurry home, amore." I spoke. I placed a kiss on her lips and one on her hand right on her ring. "As will I. Goodbye Gomez." Tish spoke. Mama came out dressed too.

"Mama is going with you?" I asked confused. "Well I didn't want to go alone darling." Morticia spoke. "I could go Cara Mia." I said looking at her lovingly. "No, its fine darling. I thought you had a meeting with Tully?" Morticia spoke stealthily making her way towards the door with Mama in tow. "Oh yes. I must of forgot. See you later Tish." I said sadly. "Bye Bubala." Morticia spoke.

She went swiftly out the door and into the car. I followed. I opened her door. "Tish, oh Tish you know what the name does to me." I spoke kissing up her arm. "Darling Doctor now Bubala later." Morticia spoke. "Bye Cara Mia." I said one last time. I shut the door to the car and went back inside.

When I got back to the living room, Fester attacked me with a fencing sword. He pushed me to the ground. He held the sword to my neck. "Not today, old man." I said getting up and going to my room. "But Gomez! We always fence." Fester yelled after me.

As I walked up the steps, I ran into the children who were heading to school. "Hello Father." Wednesday said. "Morning Father." Pugsley spoke. I just kept walking. "Father?" Wednesday said sounding worried. "What is going on father?" Pugsley said hugging his sister as she looked worried. "Morticia..." I spoke.

"What about mom father?" Pugsley spoke. I turned around. I put a fake smile on my face. "Oh nothing it is all fine. Come here Wednesday." I spoke picking her up. She starts preschool today. My is she getting big, looks just like her mother. "Father? What is wrong with mother? I know you are hiding something." Pugsley spoke.

I covered my daughters little ears. "Your mother went to the doctor. And her and Mama are hiding something. I think your mother maybe having an affair son." I spoke softly so that Wednesday wouldn't hear. "Father that is preposterous. Mother loves you more than anything." Pugsley said. I uncovered Wednesday's ears. "I know. Now run along to school you two." I spoke patting Pugsley's back and kissing Wednesday's cheek. "I love you father." She spoke. "I love you too, my little dark angel." I spoke.

The kids ran outside and hopped on the bus. I stood on the porch and watched. When they were out of site, I let my smile fall back to a frown. I slumped up to our room. Tish's nightgown was still on the floor. I picked it up and inhaled her sweet scent. Still holding the nightgown, I crawled into bed and fell asleep. Dreaming a nightmare of Tish in the arms of another...

When I awoke, it was three in the afternoon. Tish was home. But she wasn't the person I saw when I opened my eyes. Instead I was greeted by Mama sitting on my bedside, instead of Morticia. "Mama?" I spoke. "Oh my boy. I think you are sick, son." She spoke. "I am not. Where is Morticia?" I asked.

"She in the conservatory with Fester trimming the roses and feeding Cleopatra." Mama said. "Thank you mama." I spoke. I rose from bed and walked down the hall to the conservatory. And what I heard, broke my heart.

"Morticia this is fantastic news. How do you the others will take it?" Fester asked. He had an arm around Morticia. "Well it not our first child together, so I think it will run smoothly, Mon Cher." Tish spoke to FESTER. I barged into the conservatory. Mama after me.

"Tish how could you?! Betray me! My own brother! What do you mean it is not your first child together? Is Wednesday his too?" I yelled. Morticia walked toward me. I fell onto my knees. "It is not what it looks like, Mon Cher." She spoke reaching for my hand. Which I pulled away sharply. "Not what it looks like!? Morticia! I want a divorce!" I yelled.

Morticia was crying her eyes out. She rarely ever cries. And I am the monster that made her cry. "Gomez, let her explain." Mama spoke. "It really isn't what it looked like. I could never do that to you Gomez. Morticia is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, but she is your wife. I would never hurt you that way brother." Fester spoke. I just kept looking at Morticia. The tears and mascara rolling down her face. "Explain." I said coldly.

"Gomez, I am with child. But it is not Fester's child. It is yours-" She spoke. "Morticia, were having a child? How can you be sure it's mine?" I spoke utterly confused. "Gomez it can only be yours. You're the only man I have ever been with. I never was with Fester or anyone, only you, amore." She spoke. I stood up. "But what were you and Fester doing out here?" I asked. "Morticia asked me if I would pretend to be you. She wanted to practice how she would tell you. Morticia wasn't sure how you would take the news." Fester spoke.

I looked at Morticia who was still crying. "Cara Mia. I am so sorry." I spoke walking towards her. But she walked away from me and went to Mama. Mama rubbed her back soothing her and handed her a handkerchief. "Gomez, I cannot believe you my boy." Mama spoke. "And why are you and Morticia so close now?" I asked.

"Morticia came to me a few weeks ago and told me she was late. And we talked and we figure it was best not tell you and to wait and go to the doctor." Mama spoke. I looked at Tish. She was looking anywhere but at me. She dabbed her eyes. "Tish, look at me please." I begged. "We will leave you two alone." Fester spoke walking out if the room. "We will see that the kids get off the bus and inside." Mama spoke.

"Gomez. I can't believe some of the things you said to me." Tish spoke still not looking at me. "Darling, you have to look at it from my view. I am sorry, Cara Mia. I don't ever want to divorce you. Querida, we are having a baby." I spoke enthusiastically at the end. "Gomez, it is a wonderful thing." She spoke walking towards her plants. "Tish please look at me." I spoke. She did not even glance at me.

I walked up behind her. I wrapped my arms around her waist. I spun her around. She had no choice but to look at me. "Amore, I am dreadfully sorry. I love you more than anything else in the world, Querida. Please forgive me, so we can live happily and raise our child, Cara Mia." I spoke. I stroked her cheek lightly. She leaned into my touch. "Oh Mon Cher." She spoke.

I move my lips towards hers slowly. Then pressed them into hers hardly. After a steamy long kiss, I pulled away. "Oh Tish, do you realize how lucky I am? To have such a beautiful woman on my arm, carrying my children, making love to me." I spoke kissing her neck right where I had bit her this morning. "What else could we ask for Mon Cher?" Tish spoke. I kissed her lips softly. Oh how I love Morticia. I cannot wait till we have our new baby. I hope it is another little girl like Wednesday. A devilish child with all the Addams traits, skills, looks, and qualities. Or maybe another boy to pass the family name on. As long as the baby is healthy and loves danger it will be marvelous!