Disclaimer: I do not own South Park.
A/N: Huh...I should write something about Jimmy, just so he can actually have at least ONE fic about him...or not...who even knows what I'll write anymore? Well, I know what I'm gonna write...or do I? I'm just wasting time with this author's note to increase the amount of words this fic has, because it's kinda short.
Wendy cursed loudly as she tossed the kitchen knife off into the sink. She held her bleeding finger up to her face, inspecting it. A cutting board with a sliced onion laid on the counter before her. Several drops of blood landed on the white-tiled floor. Wendy was usually quite skilled with cutlery, so she hadn't expected to have done something like this, even if it was a mistake.
"Ah, dammit...I can't believe I cut myself..." Wendy sighed, shaking her head.
Bebe poked her head in through the kitchen doorway. "I heard screaming, alot more than usual...is everything alright in here?"
Wendy nodded. "Yeah...I just cut my finger by accident..."
Stepping into the kitchen, Bebe made her way over to Wendy. "Aww...you okay, Wendy? You got a little boo-boo...my poor little baby..." she cooed playfully.
"Uh...why're you talking to me like that?" Wendy asked with a slightly disturbed expression.
"Because..." Bebe grabbed Wendy's hand, and began to delicately lick the blood from the raven-haired girl's finger, "You're just so damn cute...like a sweet young child...my darling Wendy, so flawless and beautiful, like a porcelain doll that just came out of the workshop..."
Wendy's entire face began to glow a bright crimson. Then, she turned her head away in embarrassment and, with her cheeks still flushed, complained, "G-Goddammit, Bebe...you're such a weirdo...stop saying such crazy shit all the time..."
Bebe chuckled under her breath, and continued to suck on Wendy's finger. Despite her negative reaction towards it, Wendy wasn't even trying to pull her hand away.
"...Your blood tastes good..." Bebe remarked, licking her lips.
"S-SHUT UP, BEBE!!! YOU'RE EMBARASSING ME!!!"
"Heh...so cute..."