ALL THE POSSIBLE JOHN SHIPS IN HOMESTUCK.
John x John
John x Rose
John x Dave
John x Jade
John x Dad
John x Mom
John x Bro
John x Grandpa
John x Bec
John x Nic Cage
John x Bunny
John x Red Box
John x smuppet
John x Green box
John x his shirt
John x Harlequinn
John x Piano
John x Hussie
John x Imp
John x Kernelsprite
John x Nannasprite
John x his computer
John x Reader
John x Betty Crocker
John x Sburb
John x Karkat
John x Aradia
John x Tavros
John x Sollux
John x Nepeta
John x Kanaya
John x Terezi
John x Vriska
John x Equius
John x Gamzee
John x Eridan
John x Feferi
John x Spades Slick
John x Hearts boxcars
John x Clubs deuce
John x Diamonds droog
John x all the members of the felt
John x Lord English
John x clocks
John x Intermission
John x Casey
John x all the other salamanders
John x consorts in Rose's land
John x consorts in Dave's land
John x consorts in Jade's land
John x Kankri
John x Damara
John x Rufioh
John x Rufio
John x Mituna
John x Meulin
John x Porrim
John x Latula
John x Aranea
John x Horuss
John x Kurloz
John x Cronus
John x Meenah.
John x The Signless
John x The Handmaid
John x Doc Scratch
John x The Summoner
John x The Helsman
John x The Disciple
John x The Dolorosa.
John x Redglare
John x Mindfang
John x Darkleer
John x GHB
John x Dualscar
John x Condy
John x Fedora Freak
John x Cal
John x Jane
John x Jake
John x Roxy
John x Dirk
John x Jaspers
John x Mutie
John x all 253 of Roxy's cats
John x Frigglish
John x Maplehoof
John x Minihoof
John x Troll Adam Sandler
John x Troll Will Smith
John x OC
John x Crabdad
John x Aradia's lusus
John x Tinkerbull
John x Sollux's lusus
John x Pounce de Leon
John x The Mothergrub
John x The Matriorb
John x Terezi's lusus
John x Spidermom
John x Aurthor
John x Goatdad
John x Seahorse Dad
John x Feferi's lusus.
John x Wayward Vagabond
John x Aimless Renegade.
John x Peregrine Mendicant
John x Windswept Questant
John x the white queen
John x the white king
John x the black king
John x the black queen
John x Jack Noir
John x Bec Noir
John x Mr. Crocker
John x Sassacre
John x Prospit
John x Derse
John x Harry Anderson
John x Ms. Paint
John x Calliope
John x Caliborn
John x Caliborn and Calliope's parents
John x Yaldabaoth
John x Typheus
John x Echidna
John x Hephaestus
John x Nyx
John x Hemera
John x Cetus
John x Basilisk
John x Guy Fieri
John x ICP
John x Lich
John x Ogre
John x Underlings
John x Charles Dutton
John x Abraxas
John x Distinguished Houseguests
John x FireFlies
John x Genesis Frog
John x God cat
John x Halley
John x His Honorable Tyranny
John x Imperial Drone
John x Bucket
John x Crow
John x Serenity
John x Zazzerpan
John x The Noble Circle of Horrorterrors
John x Tangle Buddies
John x The Armies of Light and Darkness
John x JasperSprite
John x Davesprite
John x JadeSprite
John x Lil Hal
John x ARquius sprite
John x Fefetasprite
John x Alternate future Dave
John x BecSprite
John x Erisolsprite
John x Sawtooth
John x Squarewave
John x Carapacian
John x Tavrisprite
John x Bullies
John x Scary wolf head
John x Falkor
John x Lil Seb