Chapter 1 : Ambrose and Moxley
Lexus : Hello there, reader, and welcome to the first chapter of the sequel to "A Lunatic and a Pony"
Rainbow Dash : I hope Bray and his weirdos aren't present here
Bo : Congratulations! You Bo-lieved and as a result they aren't here
Rainbow Dash : Who the hay are you?
Bo : I am the Inspirational one, BO DALLAS!
Rainbow Dash : You're also the weird one
Lexus : Disclaimed
Bo : Let's Bo
A blue unicorn slowly stood up after having endured a 20 foot fall. He looked around and chuckled a bit after noticing he was in some forest. Steadily, he galloped towards the nearest sign of civilization only to be stopped by a pony who tapped him as he was about to cross the river. The unicorn turned around and saw that the pony was a red alicorn with some streaks of blue fur, wings which looked singed and a brown mane and tail.
"Where are you headed?", the alicorn asked.
"To Ponyville, I'm not from around here", the unicorn replied
"Awesome, how about we head over there together?", the alicorn suggested
"Whatever", the unicorn replied bluntly
After a few minutes of walking, the alicorn felt it was best to introduce himself and be the first to spark up a conversation. "My name's Moxley, what's yours?", the alicorn said.
"Ambrose", the unicorn replied
10 minutes earlier, in a bar in New York City, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns were having a drink after beating down some fools who had tried to jump them
"...so, I was like, "You come in here, I'll fuck you up", and Triple H was like, "Wait, I'll get my sledgehammer first", and then I was like, "Hell no", and after that I ran towards Triple H and threw him towards some equipment and that was where he got a concussion", Dean said, telling Roman about how the Triple H wasn't going to be around until Hell in a Cell.
"Steph will probably stay with Hunter, Kane's feuding with Big Show, Noble and Mercury are just plain security and Rollins is too busy with Orton to think about us", Roman smiled as he sipped his drink, knowing that after 2 years of tyranny, the Authority had finally disbanded
"No one can touch us", Dean said as he raised his glass before drinking it all in one go. Last night was a successful night; he and Roman were put in a 5 on 2 handicap tag match where the stipulation was that if they won, they would get a tag team title shot at the next pay-per-view, Money in the Bank, "Gimme another one", he ordered another drink
"Whoa, slow down there, man", Roman laughed, "You'll give yourself some problems"
"Nope", Dean replied before taking another shot.
A few minutes later
"Another...", Dean tiredly said
"That's the 23rd one", Roman told him, "Go empty yourself before you take another shot"
"Alright...Rome", Dean said as slowly headed towards the restroom
After a few seconds, Dean was done and he was ready for another shot. As he checked himself in the mirror, he could not help but notice a wide red scar near his neck. "What the fuck? When did I get this?", he touched the scar before splashing some water on his face. Suddenly, he saw another red scar; this one was on his forehead
"Maybe, I drank too much", he thought as he splashed water on his face once more. To his surprise, the scar began to spread, covering his whole face and neck before he felt limp. His vision disappeared but his mind was still alert.
DEAN's POV
Shit, I knew I should've stopped at the 7th shot. Hope Roman comes in and helps me.
"Fire all around"
Who the fuck said that?
"I can't escape"
Okay...this is some weird shit right here. Wait, why are my limbs feeling so numb?
"Can't...e...escape..."
Where the fuck are my fingers!?...oh...crap...Time to hope I'm not going where I think I'm going.
"S...sleep"
For fuck's sake, who the hell is talking while I'm...uh-oh...falling?
"S..So b..bright"
SSSHHHHHIIIITTTTT!
NORMAL POV
8 minutes ago, in Equestria
"Damn...damn...damn...damn", Dean groaned every time he got hit by a branch or something as he fell towards the ground
"Back at Equestria", Dean chuckled as before he hit the ground...face first. "Thanks for making me fall face-first, you asshole", he shouted towards the sky. "Hey! Don't ignore me!", Dean looked straight at the author. "Fuck it!", he said before standing up
Present time, Dean and Moxley had nearly reached Ponyville
"Wow, so, you never got to know your parents? Harsh", Moxley said as Dean reluctantly told him of his past
"I was always a lone wolf ever since I got started on this fucking life", Dean said "What about you?"
"I have a mother but no father, I have absolutely no idea where the fuck he is", Moxley replied, surprising Dean, "What?"
"Nothing, just that I've never seen anyone else swear around here", Dean replied
"Me neither, you're the first one as far as I can see", Moxley said
"So, what's having a mother like?", Dean asked
"She's awesome, she absolutely cares for me. I have an aunt, some 4 or 5 friends and a fucking annoying cousin", Moxley replied
"Why'd you leave then?"
"There was a curse on me. I dunno how I got it but, someone told me that if I didn't leave for at least 3 years or so the curse will cause three major evil acts which can perpetually harm me and family to succeed. So, I made the hard choice of leaving my family and friends"
"That's too bad, have you contacted them?"
"I wanted to but it's better I meet them in person. Oh, and the curse caused my everyone who knew me or even heard of me before I left to forget that I existed"
"Wait, if they didn't know you existed, how would they know it is you?"
"Wow, you do have a lot of questions, don't you?"
"Yup"
"Anyway, yeah, I was pretty slumped by that question before but a wise zebra told me that as soon as one of them hears my voice, they'll remember me again"
"One last question, how did you get your wings singed like that?"
"I dunno, I guess I was born with it"
Soon, unicorn and alicorn reached Ponyville. A statue grabbed both Dean's and Moxley's attention.
"Hey, isn't that you?", Moxley asked as they approached the statue
"Well I'll be damned", Dean said before reading the inscription, "This monument was erected in memory of the valiant unicorn, Amber Rose who helped defeat the betrayer, Roar Rinse"
"Wow, you're a celebrity? Nice...", Moxley said as he gave Dean a bump on the shoulder
"They should have written "human" instead of "unicorn""
"You're a human?"
"Sure am, actually I'm more of a human turned into pony"
"Then you're the second human I've met"
"You met a human before?"
"Yup, his name was Ric Fire or something and he was a gold and blue earth pony. He had this strange habit of shouting "Wooo!" all the time"
"Yup, that's Ric Flair"
"Anyway", Moxley said as he noticed a small crowd of ponies surrounding them, "Looks like your admirers are here"
"Shit", Dean cursed as the ponies held him up and cheered him, "Just fucking put me down" he mumbled
"Ah! Master Amber Rose", Mayor Mare said as the other ponies put Dean down, "We, the citizens of Ponyville, welcome you to our humble town"
"Yay!", Dean cheered sarcastically to which the crowd cheered back
"We can't thank you enough for defeating that corrupted alicorn", Mayor Mare added, "The brave act you performed will forever be etched in the history of Equestria"
"Anyway, Mayor, can me and my pal over there get somethin' to eat?", Dean asked, pointing to Moxley
"Of course", Mayor Mare replied before turning to the crowd, "Come on, let us escort our hero and his friend to the Sugar Cube Corner", she said before the ponies hoisted Dean and Moxley up and towards Sugar Cube Corner
"Lemme guess, you want beer too?", Moxley asked to which Dean nodded, "I can't believe we have so much in common"
"And I believe you want to eat a taco too", Dean smirked to which Moxley nodded, "It's really strange we have so much in common"
"Even our cutie marks look almost the same", Moxley said as he compared Dean's "DA" cutie mark to his "MX", cutie mark
"Weird shit right there", Dean said before realizing the crowd didn't recognize Moxley, "Say, no one here seems to recognize you"
"That's because my home's in Canterlot", Moxley replied, "Also, I've never left Canterlot before I ran away"
"Oh, we're here", Dean said as he noticed the crowd had begun putting them down
"Here we reached the Sugar Cube Corner", Mayor Mare said before she and others turned to leave, "If you need anything, Master Amber Rose, please let us know"
"Sure, sure", Dean said as they left, "Crazy bunch"
"Doesn't look like a place that would have beer, does it?", Moxley asked
"Won't hurt to ask", Dean said before turning to the blue earth pony inside the store, "Hey, ummm, you got some beer?"
"I'm sorry, we don't sel...", Mrs. Cake said before noticing Ambrose, "Master Amber Rose?"
"Y..Yeah, it's me", Dean said as Mrs. Cake shook his hand. "It's such an honor to meet the hero of the Battle of Canterlot", Mrs. Cake said
"Yes yes yes...you got beer?", Dean said bluntly
"We don't have it but the Apples do have some cider", Mrs. Cake replied, "Would you like me to show you the way?"
"Thanks but no thanks", Dean said as he turned to leave, before being tackled to the ground by a familiar Earth Pony
"Amber Rose! You're back you're back you're back you're back you're back you're back", Pinkie said as she bear-hugged Dean, making Moxley laugh
"Yep", Dean replied, "again, a result of an accident", he muttered
"Oh gosh! There's no time more suitable for a party", Pinkie squealed
"Hey, Pinkie, where're the others?", Dean asked
"Oh, they're all at the Sweet Apple Acres", Pinkie bounced around the unicorn, "I'll take you there", she said before dragging the two
"Where your wing?", Dean asked Moxley
"I'm hiding them. No one needs to know I'm an alicorn till I reach my home", Moxley replied
Soon, after a minute of being dragged by the excited Earth pony, the duo finally reached the barn where the mane six were.
"Oh, hey Pinkie, we thought you'd never come", Twilight said as she saw Pinkie enter the barn
"Pinkie dear, what's wrong? You look...more excited than usual", Rarity asked
"He's back!", Pinkie exclaimed as she threw confetti all around her friends
"Who's back?", Applejack asked
"The WWE World Heavyweight champion who along with his friend had won a tag team title shot at an upcoming pay-per-view which is called Money in the Bank whose name I found strange considering that it doesn't involve either money nor banks", Pinkie replied, still tossing confetti
"A-Are you alright?", Fluttershy asked
"Never better!", Pinkie replied, smiling
"So, who's back then?", Rainbow Dash asked, annoyed
"Him, silly", Pinkie giggled as she pointed to Dean as he entered the barn
"'sup?", Dean "announced" his arrival
"AMBER ROSE!", Rainbow Dash was the first to react, followed by the others
"How did you get here?", Twilight asked
"By a strange event", Dean replied, "It's always strange events"
"Y-you're okay, right?", Fluttershy asked timidly
"Why the hell wouldn't I be?", Dean asked back, smiling
"So, darling, are you visiting us, then?", Rarity asked as the group hug ended
"You could say that...", Dean scratched his head, "...at least this welcome's better than the last one", he said, referring to when the mane six whooped his ass before
"Sorry about that, heheh", Applejack grinned
"Hey, Amber Rose, where's your friend?", Pinkie asked, "He has to be in the party too"
"Yeah, where is he?", Spike asked
"Oh right", Dean said as he rushed out of the barn, "Mox, why don't you come and join us?"
"Twilight's there", Moxley replied
"She's your friend?"
"Yes, if I speak to her, she'll remember me. I'm not sure if she'll be able to handle the sudden revelation"
"Oh, well, I'll talk for ya then"
"Thanks but no thanks, I'll head over to Canterlot right now. It was nice meeting ya, Amber Rose. Tell Twilight I said hi"
"You too, Mox", Dean replied as he watched the alicorn fly away
"So, where's your friend?", Twilight asked
"He had...umm...some urgent matter to attend to, so he left", Dean replied
"What's his name?", Rainbow Dash asked
"Moxley"
"Sounds vaguely familiar", Applejack said
"I've never heard of him before", Twilight said
"Oh, he said hi", Dean told Twilight
"Okayyyyy...why the hay would a complete stranger say hi to me?", she asked
"Boggles the mind", Dean replied, "Now about the party"
"On it!", Pinkie said before blasting her party cannon
As Moxley reached Canterlot, night had already fallen. Touching the ground, he hid his wings once more as he neared the entrance to the castle
"Celestia's castle", Moxley said to himself, "Long time since I've last been here"
Suddenly a hologram of a black alicorn with a blue flowing mane appeared near him
"You're finally back, I'm going to give you a hug as soon as you get in, a huge hug", the black alicorn said
"I love you too", Moxley said bluntly
"I wonder how the others will react?", the alicorn asked
"Maybe as much as you reacted when you met me", Moxley joked
"Oh come on, I didn't overreact", the alicorn crossed her hooves
"I met a unicorn named Amber Rose on my way, did you know he is a human?"
"Yes, I was there when he left for his world. He's a good pony"
"Oh, and I also saw Twilight. I didn't talk to her because my mom's the first pony I wanted to talk to and hence, reveal myself"
"Great idea. It's a great thing that I only met you after you ran away, don't you think so?"
"Yup"
"It's too bad only your mom knows your true origin. You were so little when your mom found you. Because of the curse, she couldn't dream about you at all"
"Too bad. So, I heard Shining and Cadence are married, is that true?"
"Sure is, the changeling queen almost ruined the marriage though"
"Don't worry, I roughed her up the last time I saw her"
"Should you enter?"
"I would, but could you get rid of the guards first"
"Okay, wait then", the hologram soon disappeared. After a few seconds, every single guard that was on patrol outside the castle went inside it.
"This is it", Moxley thought as he entered the castle
Almost 10 minutes later, at a barn in the Sweet Apple Acres, the party had almost come to an end, Rainbow Dash and Dean were having an apple cider drinking contest
"Go! Dean! Go! Go! Dash! Go!", Pinkie cheered
"Another!", Dean ordered as he finished his 16th glass
"Mee tuuu", Rainbow Dash said, barely able to hold the glass
"Rainbow Dash, you should really call it quits now", Twilight advised her friend as Applejack poured apple cider into both their glasses
"Yes, darling, you've drank too much", Rarity agreed
"Am naut gonna luus", Rainbow Dash replied, faking a smile
"You sure, kid?", Dean taunted, "I can keep going, can you?"
"Ayy kann", Rainbow Dash said as she finished her glass, "Moar!", she slammed her glass
"I-I've a feeling it won't end well", Fluttershy held her hooves to her mouth
"Go! Dean! Go! Go! Dash! Go!", Pinkie cheered
"Didn't know ya got a hankering fer cider", Applejack smiled at Dean
"It takes a lot of determination and a lot of trips to the bathroom to be able to consume this much", Dean smirked as he finished another glass, "Hit me", he said as he held out his glass. The next second, a hoof landed on his face courtesy of Pinkie.
"What was that for?", Dean asked, rubbing the side of his face
"You told me to hit you", Pinkie replied, smiling
"I was asking for another glass", Dean said before smiling, "At least you're not Roman. He would've knocked my lights out"
"Oh, by the way, how come Rome Mane's not here?", Twilight asked
"He wasn't near me when I came here", Dean replied, "Now that you mention it, I bet he'll be all over town searching for me"
"Hayyy...Amm nott don yett", Rainbow Dash yelled
"How many glasses did she drink?", Dean asked Applejack
"Umm...15", Applejack replied
"3...2...1...", Dean counted down before Rainbow Dash passed out, "Zero", he smirked
"Oo...Is she alright?", Fluttershy asked
"Too much cider, I guess", Spike smiled
"Applejack, you've got someplace where she could sleep?", Dean said as he carried Rainbow Dash, "She's in no condition to fly"
"Come on, I'll show ya", Applejack replied as Dean followed her
Soon, they reached a spare room. "Just lay 'er there", Applejack said
"Amm nott luuushin dissh cauntesst, Ammberss Rousss", Rainbow Dash told Dean
"Sorry, girl, you've done for the night", Dean smiled as he laid her on the bed and putting a blanket over here, "Goodnight"
"Yauu too", Rainbow Dash waved at the two as they left the room
"She's so feeling it in the morning", Dean joked
"She'll be so cranky-wanky tomorrow", Applejack giggled as they reached the others
"Hey, we're back", Dean said before noticing that Spike and Twilight were missing, "Where's Twilight and Dragon Dude?"
"Princess Celestia summoned them, it seemed very urgent", Rarity replied
"Huh? What could be happening now?", Applejack asked
"I hope it's nothing bad", Fluttershy said
"Amber Rose won! Amber Rose won!", Pinkie said happily in the background
"What's that?", Dean asked as he grabbed a scroll on the floor, "Looks like a letter or something"
"It must be Princess Celestia's letter", Applejack told him
"Read it, darling", Rarity said
"Okay, here goes", Dean cleared his throat,
"My beloved student Twilight Sparkle,
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Get to Canterlot ASAP
Your mentor Princess Celestia"
"That was surprisingly short", Rarity commented
"Should we head over too?", Applejack asked Dean
"Let's go, I've yet to meet the princesses", Dean replied, "I have to see what the fuss is all about"
"Come on", Rarity said as they headed towards the train station
Lexus : And the sequel is officially underway
Bo : I don't Bo-lieve it!
Rainbow Dash : Seriously, do you have to add "Bo" in every sentence?
Bo : Bo-f course
Rainbow Dash : I think I like the Wyatts more than you
Lexus : See ya later, fellow reader
Rainbow Dash : Hey, that rhymed