Title : To bribe Rodney away from his work
Author: LetyBaroque
Word count : 380
Pairing: McShep
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: PG
Disclaimers: They're not mine.
Warning: None.
Resume: Rodney's friends must find a way to bribe him away from his work.
To bribe Rodney away from his work
"It's been two days, he running high on coffee" Zelenka told the little assembly of concerned peoples.
Rodney was effectively ignoring them all.
"I will understand if there was a crisis, but there is no reason for him to work so hard and exhausted himself, advisedWoolsey, we must do something."
"I try to make him leave many times, but he won't listen to me" pointed out the Czech.
"Did you try to bribe him with food?" inquired Ronon, his question was welcomed by Teyla with a look that said "I know you are right, but could you not insinuate that our friend is so easy?" Sheppard just shrugged in approval.
"Of course I tried, that was my first attempt, but he has stash of his favorite powerbars to help him going."
That elicited a puzzled eyebrow from the Athosian, who thought Ronon's method would have work despite what her look told earlier.
"That is becoming an urgent matter" stated the diplomat.
"We do not want him to wearing himself out" added the woman.
"But I don't know how to make him leave; I tried every tricks of my repertory already" proclaimed Radek, a little note of exasperation in his tone.
There was a silence of intense thinking, the intensity diverging from one people to the other. Sheppard, on the other side, was laid back as usual, confident in his knowledge of the McKay's phenomenon.
"Rodney, he drawled in an unsexy voice, I want sex with you right now."
At those words, the scientist snapped out of his work-trance instantly.
"But I have almost finished" he whined.
"I said right now, McKay, not in three days."
The genius looked at his computer, then at John, then back to his screen, before grudgingly shutting it out.
"It better be mind-blowing sex" Rodney warned him while he was aiming for the exit with the military man.
"When did a disappointed you in that matter?" asked Sheppard, wriggling his eyebrows stupidly. Rodney blushed at that, casting a furtive glance to his friends before the two of them disappear from their view.
"The repeal of Don't ask, don't tell does have merit" observed Radek, noticing the amused expression of Ronon and Teyla. Woolsey just seemed mortified.
End
I like to write fanfictions to practice my English. Please point me out my weakness to help me to get better. Also, be aware that the mistakes in Radek's replies have been made on purpose. Yet, I'm not sure to catch all the shades of Zelenka's accent. If you have some advices, I'll be happy to hear (read) them.