Author's note- Hey guys! This is my first fanfiction! I don't know what to expect really so if you like it tell me! I would like you to review even if you hated it. Please tell me what I can do to make it better. If you like it share it, so thanks for reading and I hope you like it, next chapter will have more romance… Oh, since I can't put lyrics, in the author's note of each chapter, I'll number the songs that I "use" so you can play them when you read. It's weird without the music/lyrics. Then in the chapter, I'll put the number of the song when you should start playing it. Okay, enough of this. Keep calm and read on!

1.)What's Funny? by Bo Burnham

2.)Men and Women by Bo Burnham

Chapter One: What's Funny?

"Tsunade, I'm not going to do it!" I sighed. I was tired of working and the last thing I want to do is preform. It was embarrassing anyways.

"Come on Sakura! Everyone loves Jo! In addition, we have a full house so we need to make a good impression. Let's at least try to make people want to come back," she said looking more irritated by the minute. Her hazel eyes were narrowing into a glare. I was not going to give in, no matter what she said. I guess she could tell I wasn't going to budge, because the next thing she said got me going. "You either preform, or you're fired."

"I hate you," I snatched the glasses and hat out of her hands, while dodging a hug from my blond-haired and big boobed boss. She had a smile of accomplishment on her face, which I wanted to punch off. I trudged off to the break room to "transform" into my alter ego, Jo. Jo is a musical comic at Tsunade's bar. I mean what's not funny when you are drinking. But it all started one night when, my co-worker (not to mention best friend), Ino and I were closing up. Let's just say we broke out the vodka and I thought it would be funny to dress up like a man and sing "funny" songs. I guess I am a musical genius when I'm drunk, because when Tsunade walked in, she thought it was brilliant and tries to con me into preforming whenever she can.

After I put on my baggy jeans, white button-up shirt, and black sneakers, Ino walked in. The second she saw me she busted out laughing. "Great," I thought, "This is going to go smashingly. Maybe I'll even get lucky and get a drunk girls number again." I sighed and gathered my long, strait pink hair into a high bun so I could hide it all in my hat. I secured my hair and shoved my hat and glasses on. I was officially Jo. I took one last look in the mirror, before we set up. My jade eyes were blood shot and tired. Then again, working from 8 P.M. to 3 A.M. is not healthy. I turned to Ino to see she had finally calmed down. I knew I looked ridiculous, but not THAT bad. She was probably sneaking drinks again when Tsunade was not looking.

"Hey there handsome," she said while draping her arms over my shoulders, "How about you and I get a couple shots before we set up." We both giggled as Ino pulled me from the break room, and down the hall towards the bar. Once we were behind the bar, she started to get some shots together. Her long blond hair kept getting in the way of her baby blue eyes. She was in the bars uniform, which consisted of a white polo shirt and brown kakis. Attractive, I know. She got out two shot glasses and some vodka. She poured it in both glasses, and I grabbed one right after her. "To, hopefully, finding rich, hot, sexy dudes who will fall madly in love with us," Ino said with a dreamy look in her eyes.

I laughed and downed my shot. "We're dreaming a little too big there, friend. Now pour me another shot and let's go set up, before Tsunade notices I'm not preforming, and you're not working." We walked arm in arm, towards the wooden platform to the left of the bar. There waited a piano, guitar, and an audience of drunken people.

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"Teme!" I screeched. Sasuke was already walking into the bar with Kiba and Neji following close behind. It's almost as if they did not want to be seen with me. Anyways, I was trying to catch up with them before I lost them in the bar like last time. We needed to talk about the band ASAP.

"Sasuke, wait up!" I was running now. I ran in the bar, just in time to see the guys sitting down at a table. I sat on one sit of the square table, which was located close to a platform where people were setting something up. Kiba was to my left, while Neji was to my right, leaving Sasuke in front of me. "So guys, what's up with the bass-"I was interrupted by a pretty girl with two brown buns on the top of her head.

"Hi, my name is Tenten and I'll be your waitress this evening. What can I get you all to drink?" she said while smiling at us.

"Four beers, please," Neji piped in, while smiling at her. I saw a light blush spread across the server's cheeks. Neji seemed pleased with himself, because he smirked. "Now, what's the deal with the bassist?"

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"Ok Sakura, we're all set up and ready to go," Ino said smiling mischievously, she pat me on the back and wished me luck. I was left watching her walk back to the bar. "Its ok Sakura, just take a deep breath and relax. You are in costume so no one will recognize you. It will all be fine," I thought trying to reassure myself. I always got nervous before I preformed, but the piano always calms me down, so I decided I needed to hurry up and start.

I played a couple keys to get everyone's attention. 1.) "My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. Uh, she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time." I heard a few chuckles and started playing the melody. After a couple seconds I started, singing. During the song, I could hear laughter from the audience and smiled to myself. Drunk people laugh at anything. I went into the course and sang quietly, then people started cracking up. You say anything inappropriate and everyone laughs. The rest of the song was easy. People started laughing more and more. I started to feel a little more comfortable, then I got to the last line "And I masturbate because I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me," and everyone, and I mean EVERYONE was laughing. I Banged some horrible sounding notes on the piano and stood up. I smiled and walked to the microphone.

I let the laughter die down before I started to talk. I looked into the audience. It was a typical crowd, but one table did catch my eye. There were four attractive boys sitting together drinking beer. It looked like they were having an important conversation by all the serious looks being thrown around. That's when one of the guys looked to me smiling, his blond hair getting in his blue eyes a little, then turned away. He made a motion with his head towards me, then the next thing I know I had four pairs of eyes on me. I looked away, because I was getting that nervous feeling again. I found this the best time to start talking.

"My name is Jo. The owner of the bar is making me do this so I am sorry to torture you. Anyways, you should know I'm a girl dressed as a boy. So you drunk bitches in the back, I know I'm attractive, but don't ask for my number," I said sarcastically. 2.) I picked up the guitar and started playing some cords. There was some laughter but not much. After a couple of seconds, I started to sing another song. The rest of the song was good. There were bursts of laughter here and there.

I felt awkward, because I felt those boys staring, and it creeped me out. I made a rash decision that this was going to be my last song. I usually do 4-10 songs, depending on how drunk I was. I had to do something, or Tsunade was going to be on my ass. After the last line I said, "Thanks so much guys! If you want to hear more songs, come back on Saturday night. I will be preforming from 7 to 8:30. Thanks again!" and hopped off the stage, ran pass the hot guys, and into the break room. What I said when I was done should keep Tsunade quiet for a while. I changed like crazy. I wanted to get out of the bar.

Just as I changed into my jeans, black tank top and toms, Ino walked in. "Uh, Tsunade isn't going to be happy with you," she said with a confused look on her face. "Why did you only do two songs?"

"There were some guys staring at me," I mumbled, "it just kind of creeped me out…" I was fiddling with my bag. I knew Ino was not going to like what I just said. I have not dated in a year, and she really wants me to get back out there. Honestly, boys are the last things on my mind right now. I looked up to see Ino giving me a what-the-hell-are-you-doing-here-then look. She looked like she was going to say something so I started talking. "Are you ready to go to the apartment? I need to do a couple thing before I go to sleep," I was lying, but I really wanted to leave.

"Yeah, my shift just ended, so let me grab my bag, then we can leave." Once she got everything, we headed to the door that leads to the bar area. Today of all day we had to park in the front of the bar. I was hoping we didn't see those guys. The odds weren't in my favor, because when I opened the door I ran into something hard. I looked up to see the blond haired boy from earlier. He grabbed my shoulders to keep me from tipping backwards.

"Whoa there, are you ok?" once I was steadied, he let go. "Hey, Teme! I found her! Hi I'm Naruto Uzumaki!" He held his hand out smiling. I shook it, while smiling too. It was contagious. After I let go of his hand, I looked behind me to see Ino give me this look, as if we won the lottery. Boy crazy as always. I turned around to see the other three boys approaching. Naruto started talking to them. "Hey, what's the plan now?"

"Plan? Oh no, please don't let them be rapist or serial killers!" I thought, I was just thinking of a whole load of bad thoughts. I looked to the boys again. One had long chocolate hair and lavender eyes, where you could barely see the pupils. He looked a little too calm. The next boy had short, shaggy, light brown hair. He was thinner than the other boy was, but still had muscle. But, the last boy, oh dear god the last boy. He has raven colored hair that stuck up in the back. It reminded me of a chickens ass, but boy did he pull it off. He was TALL, and he wasn't ripped, but you could tell he had muscle. His skin was pale, and his eyes were so dark, you almost couldn't see the pupils. I wouldn't mind if he kidnaped me…

I guess I was staring, because he cleared his throat. Cool, now I look like the creep. A deep voice started talking. It was the boy with the shaggy brown hair, "Hello, my name is Kiba. The guys and I were wondering if we could take you out to dinner and talk to you about something…" he trailed off and looked like he got distracted and lost his train of thought, so the guy with purple eyes stepped in.

"You see, we are all in a band. We are down a bass player, and from your performance earlier, we can tell you have some musical talent. Can you play bass?" I nodded. It's basically guitar, and I have been play that since I was six. "Cool, well I'm Neji and that's Sasuke," he pointed to the god, "and you've already met Naruto and Kiba. So here's the deal, tomorrow, after you're done preforming at 8:30, we can take you out and explain everything. Maybe show you how we play and you can tell us if you want to join. Is that ok?" I was very confused and about to say something, until Ino butted in.

"That sounds perfect guys! But I have to come with her to make sure you're not a going to cause trouble. I'm Ino and that's Sakura. She rocks at bass, trust me. So 8:30 tomorrow and we will meet here?" They nodded. "Cool well see you tomorrow!" and she pulled me out of the bar before I could refuse there offer. Once we were at our crappy SUV, I yanked my arm out of her hold.

"What the hell, Ino? I don't want to do any of that stuff!" I was pissed.

"Ugh, Sakura you need to live a little! And this is perfect! If there a shitty band then at least we hung out with a bunch of hot guys for a night," she said while we finished our walk to the car. I unlocked the it and she hopped in the passenger side. I got in the driver's side and slammed my door shut. I sighed and turned the car on. I knew Ino was right. I needed to do more and not waste my life. I backed out of the space and drove to Ino's apartment and mine. I had a knot in my stomach for tomorrow, but I did not care.

Tomorrow I was going to live.