Harry potter was having a rather shitty day because ginny had turned out to be a slut and was having an affair with dean tomas so he decided to do something out of the ordinary he started walking thourgh the corridoors and down to the chamber of secrets when he got there and saw the dead basalisk skeleton he had a rather funny idea to get back at ginny he then used some powerful magic to animate the corspe of the basalisk poor ginny would not know what hit her.
After shriniking the very big skeleton so it could fit into his pocket he left the chamber of secrets to go to the griffyindoor commen room once there he silently placed a spell on ginny making thing that weren't real seem real he then unshrunk the skeleton and set chasing ginny around the commen room.
What ginny was seeing instead of the commen room was a dark black cave with jagged rock that looked sharp enough to cut someone in two along with black and red flames and a great bloody basalisk skeleton chasing her around the cave as this was happening harry was laughing his ass of with a number of other people mainly ron and hermione.
The end lol