Okay here is my first Megamind story, first post on livejournal now posted here in chapter form. I've written the whole thing out already so no worries about updating. Hope you enjoy! R&R
I do not own Megamind, it is the property of Dreamworks.
"Miss Ritchi, how nice of you to visit."
Megamind let out a short maniacal laugh as he switched on the blinding spotlight overhead, illuminating himself and Roxanne in an otherwise darkened room. Recently Megamind had decided to experiment with some of the more classic reveals. Buying a cat was definitely on his 'to do' list. He needed something to pet in his lap if he were to ever really make good use of his giant swivel chair.
"Megamind. And here I was thinking that you had forgotten about me, well hoping anyway." For a moment Roxanne thought a pained expression flashed across Megamind's face before being replaced by his arrogant smile as he slowly began to encroach on her.
"Oh Miss Ritchi you have no idea how much your words wound me. I could never forget about you." Roxanne simply sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Couldn't you bind and gag somebody else for a change? Honestly I think I deserve a frequent kidnapping card for all the times you've involved me in one of your schemes."
"A what?"
"I believe she said a frequent kidnapping card sir," Minion said from the shadows.
"Thank you Minion!" Megamind shouted at the blank space that Minion's voice had issued from. "And when I ask you to lurk in the shadows, I expect you to be silent!" He whirled back to face Roxanne. "Explain. What is this card that you speak of?"
A disbelieving grin appeared on Roxanne's face. "You know like a frequent shopper card, where a company gives you prizes for buying a certain number of their products, or frequent flyer miles, where an airline gives you free trips for flying with them? Listen, it was just a joke, I don't expect you to start paying me compensation."
"We shall see abo-"
That was when Metro Man decided to make a rather explosive entrance, literally.