2003 Kids' Choice Awards: Alternate Version
Disclaimer: I do not own Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Kim Possible, The PowerPuff Girls, SpongeBob SquarePants, Jackie Chan Adventures, The Fairly OddParents, The Simpson or any of the studios producing these cartoons.
Hosted by: Rosie O Donnell
Cartoon Co-Hosts: Jimmy Neutron
Bart and Lisa Simpson
The PowerPuff Girls: Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup
Jade Chan
Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Rufus
SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star
Celebrity Apearances: 3LW
Jessica Alba
Drew Barrymore
Alexis Bledel
Amanda Bynes
Bow Wow
The cast of 'The Brothers Garcia'
Nick Cannon
Jackie Chan
Kelly Clarkson
Kaley Cuoco
Cameron Diaz
Drake Bell and Josh Peck
Hilary Duff
Will Ferrell
Justin Guarini
Melissa Joan Hart
Ashton Kutcher
Matthew Lillard
Dave Mirra
Mandy Moore
Frankie Muniz
Bittany Murphy
Mike Myers
Kelly Osbourne
Michelle Pfeiffer
Brad Pitt
The Rock
Lil' Romeo
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Daryl Sabara
Will Smith
Britney Spears
Sylvester Stallone
Damon Wayans
Evan Rachel Wood
Slime Stunt: Tony Hawk
Musical Performaces: B2K
Justin Timberlake
Announcers: Cosmo and Wanda
Backstage at Nickelodeon's Game Station, the cartoon stars were making last minute preps for this year's Kids' Choice Awards. The crowd in the audience is enormous with almost 15,000 kids. That's not counting the millions and millions watching along at home. And the amazing stars in Hollywood who were ready to party with the biggest fans and get messy with Nickelodeon's tradmark: the green slime.
In the Nickelodeon cartoon VIP room, Nicktoon genius Jimmy Neutron, Fox cartoon sibilings Bart and Lisa Simpson, Cartoon Network girl superheroes The PowerPuff Girls, Jackie Chan's michevious cartoon neice Jade Chan, and Disney Channel action teen Kim Possible, his best friend and sidekick Ron, and his pet naked mole rat Rufus were getting ready for the big night.
"Kids' Choice baby! Boo-Yah!" Ron yelled out. Kim's best friend was pumped for tonight's award show. So was his naked mole rat Rufus who popped out of his master's pocket.
"Yeah baby!" Rufus cheered.
"Heck Ya! This is what we've been training for guys!" Bart Simpson agreed.
"The huge night where we rule!" Lisa Simpson said out loud. Bart cringed at his sister's excitement.
"No envelopes, no ball gowns or tuxedos and no make up. Just plain fun, casual wear and slime!" Jade said explaining the basics.
"You should have seen the audience!" Jimmy Neutron said. "If I'm right, there must be about 40,000 people! Most of them kids." Jimmy happens to be a genius, so he could be right about the audience figures.
"And that's not even counting the stars out there!" Buttercup rang out.
"I know!" Bubbles said in her cute voice. "I can't wait to see Dave Mirra again! It's been so long since we held hands." Bubbles squealed with delight with her other two sisters.
"Hey KP, you pysched?" Ron asked her friend who was putting on lip gloss.
"You bet. My first award show!" Kim said turning back to face Ron with a smile. This happens to be Kim, Ron and Rufus's first time at the KCA's. "I'm so ready! Finally, a night where I don't have to worry about fighting villians or saving the world for once." Kim sighed happily. Kim happened to be a world-renowed teen hero. So, she was lucky enough to actually catch a break this weekend. "Plus, I'm so excited to dance with JT!" Kim and the other girls, minus Jade, squealed with joy.
Just then, Kim's Kimuciator beeped. "What up Wade?" Kim answered.
"Just checking to see how you guys doing." Wade, the other 10 year old genuis, the one who runs Kim's website said. "You guys prepped for tonight?"
"We are." Kim said with a smile.
"Ron Stoppable's ready to get his game on! Gonna show these amueturs whose boss inside the Game Station!" Ron said talking about his favorite hobby. Kim playfully rolled her eyes at Ron. She decided to put up with his playful antics for tonight, becuase Ron happens to like this show.
"You think you can go against the number one player Ultra Moose 3: Metal Gear Solid?" Jade said turning back to face Ron with a playful grin. "Well then you got another thing coming!"
Ron wanted to grab one of the pillows and start a pillow fight, but Kim stopped him before he got any ideas. "Alright. Save it for later. Is Tony Hawk here yet?" Kim asked.
"Right outside the stunt tank with Melissa Joan Hart." Wade replied. Wade helped Jimmy design the Game Station for tonight's award show. Wade was also a fan of video games. But, as much fun as this was, Wade needed to tell Kim something important. "Kim, I've been getting some starnge frequencies on the Game Station."
"Weird frequencies?" Kim asked confused. Wade promised to look out for anything supiscous, but for the past couple weeks before the show, everything appeared normal.
"I got this dark image and disorted voice appearing on my screen." Wade explained. Jimmy then turned to face the teens.
"Hey, we've had the same problem with the commericals." Jimmy explained. Jimmy explained that during the past 3 weeks, the tv ads became interupted with the same dark image and disorted voice. The network people thought this was just a glitch, but now Jimmy thinks it's something more.
"Do you think?" Blossom asked Kim, hoping the worse wasn't about to happen.
"Don't fret yet. It's probably some fan trying to mess with the Game Station." Kim assured.
"I'll try to enchance the videos to see who it is." Wade said.
"Please and Thank you." Kim said sweetly. Just then, the stage manager peeked through.
"Five minutes people." He said before closing the door. The cartoon stars were now ready to to get the night started. But, Jade knew there was one person missing.
"Hey, where's SpongeBob and Patrick?" Jade asked about Nickelodeon's yellow sea-sponge and his starfish bestfriend. This was also SpongeBob and Patrick's first time at The Kids' Choice Awards. They have been more than extremely pumped. Just then, someone knocked on the door. The rest of the stars opened the door to reveal SpongeBob and Patrick.
"Hey everybody!" SpongeBob yelled out in excitement with his signature goofy grin. "Are you all ready to party?!"
"Oh, I'm ready to party!" Ron happily played along. "Are you ready to party, Bart?!" He said to the yellow 10 year old.
"I'm ready to party!" Bart yelled out. "Are you ready to party Bubbles?!" Kim and the others then knew that SpongeBob and Patrick were playing a game like they did on their show. As fun as it was, it was getting quickly annoying.
"I'm ready to party!" Bubbles squealed out. "Are you ready to party Patrick?!"
"I'm ready to party!" Patrick rang out. "Are you ready to party SpongeBob?!"
"I'm ready to party!" SpongeBob said again. The other stars were really starting to get annoyed. Yes, they were all ready, but no need to make a game out of it. "Are you ready to party, Ron?!"
"I'm ready to par-tay!" Ron said using some hip lingo that he learned. This made Kim cringe. "Are you ready to par-tay, SpongeBob?" The others needed to stop them before this carried on too long.
"Alright! We get it!" Kim, Jade, Lisa, Blossom, Buttercup, and Jimmy yelled. Immeadiatly, they stopped.
Rufus popped out of Ron's pocket with one last, "Party!"
"We're four minutes away. We got to get going!" Jimmy said. And with that, the stars left the VIP room and headed backstage. As they passed though the endless corridors, they were so excited about this night. Not only was this Kim's and SpongeBob's first KCA's, but it's the first time there were nominated. Both cartoon stars were nominated for Favorite Cartoon. Kim happened to be also nominated for Favorite Femal Butt-Kicker along with last year's winner, Jade who also happened to be the first ever Burp Champion.
Ron and Rufus were hoping to be the next ones to win that award. Ron was also nominated for Favorite Male ButtKicker. SpongeBob also was nominated for Favorite Video Game. Something that fits the theme of tonight's show. They then reached their exits and then the cartoon stars parted for now. "Alright. Cosmo, Wanda. You're on!" Jade said turning to look at a fish bowl. Just then, Cosmo and Wanda poofed out, with Comso wearing a bathrobe.
"You got it Jade!" The pink haired fairy god parent said.
"On what?" The green haired fairy asked. With that, Wanda waved her wand and just like that, they were on the stage.
"Live from Nickelodeon's Game Station, it's The 2003 Kids' Choice Awards!" Wanda announced. The crowd screamed! Wanda looked at her bathrobe cladden husband trying to get him to say something. When he finally put it together, he became frightened.
"Live? We're live?! But I'm not ready!" Cosmo yelled out, flying away to change. Wanda frowned. He loved her husband a lot, but he's a idiot. Wanda then waved her wand. It was time for the show to start.