"Um…I've just been handed a microphone, so I'm assuming that makes me the first host." Zexion said, a bit confused. "Oh well. Welcome, fangirls of the world, to the wonderful world of fan service. Wait…what?" He re-read the telepromptor. "Oh, you must be joking." The rest of the Cast felt their jaws drop. Axel snatched another microphone and stood next to the bluenette, a smirk playing at his lips as he read the screen in front of him.

"Yes, people, it's Kingdom Hearts fan service. But since Zexion doesn't approve of that term…let's call it a big game of Truth or Dare!"

"Again I say, what?"

"That's right, you all can ask us questions and give us dares! And by us, I mean everyone who appears in the game, and in certain situations, even those who don't!" Axel gestured towards Reno and Zell. Reno's eyes widened and Zell laughed.

"Wait, we're just here for moral support, yo!" Zexion chuckled lowly.

"It appears to be too late. Now that the fangirls know you're here, you'll most likely get comments, too." They both glared at Axel.

"Damn you, Axel, why'd you drag us into it?" Axel shrugged.

"You two don't belong here anyway. But as long as you are here, you might as well be useful to the show." They sighed in defeat. "Back to the matter at hand! We will do or answer anything you ask of us! Maybe even the graphic stuff." Axel winked at Roxas, who rolled his eyes.

"I am NOT doing THAT!" Zexion held out a piece of paper.

"You have to do whatever is asked of you. It's in your contract."

"Contract my ass!" Roxas grabbed the paper and tore it up. Zexion, remaining calm, pulled a copy out of his coat. Roxas grabbed the copy and ripped it up, throwing it over the bluenette's head. He slipped another copy out of his coat sleeve. The annoyed blonde again turned it into confetti. The cycle continued four more times before Zexion was on the brim of busting a gut and Roxas was about to choke him. Another copy slipped out of his boot. "Okay, that's it!" He tackled the bluenette.

"Gah!" Everyone else sweatdropped. Leon went and picked up Zexion's discarded microphone.

"In summary, we'll do whatever you want, even make out with each other." The popular couples glanced at each other nervously. Axel laughed.

"Yeah, very blunt, Leon!"

"Thank you." Axel smirked.
"Ooh, the fangirls are gonna have fun with you…" Leon's eyes went wide. The rest of the cast, besides Zexion and Roxas who were still rolling over each other on the floor, laughed hysterically. Axel rolled his eyes. "Don't laugh, guys! Do you not realize that we are all at the mercy of hormone crazed teenage girls?" At this, everyone took on matching expressions of shock and fear. They all assumed fetal positions and rocked gently. Zexion and Roxas forgot their tussle long enough to sweatdrop. They found the microphones and spoke into them once more.

"They're right, we're at your mercy. So do what you want and enjoy it while it lasts."

"Yeah, cuz this story had better not last forever…" Roxas glared at the writer through the computer screen.

"Oh, right, the authoress requests that all questions and dares be submitted through reviews as opposed to her inbox."

"And she also wants us to mention that you can request more than one thing at a time. But that doesn't guarantee she'll do them all in one chapter. And only the best of the best and craziest of the crazy will be chosen for use so go insane." Zexion nodded.

"Okay, that about covers it all. Anybody want to say goodbye?" A collection of pained groans responded, making the two boys sweatdrop again.

"Y'know, it's a bit sad that the two youngest characters are the bravest."

"Agreed. Well, until next time, I'm Zexion."

"And I'm Roxas."

"Goodbye, good night, and never paint your toenails while sitting in a vibrating chair." Roxas was silent for several moments.

"…You paint your toenails?"