Sonic the hedgehog walk into a dark room and sit in a chair.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars", a voice said.
"Hello, who's there", Sonic said.
"Sonic the hedgehog, is really a brown hedgehog that paint's himself blue everyday", the voice said.
"What, I'm not a brown hedgehog, I'm blue" Sonic said.
"Da ba dee da ba di dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di", the voice sings
"THATS NOT FUNNY", Sonic shouted at the voice.
"Sonic the hedgehog is on a new drug" the voice said.
"I don't do drugs", sonic said.
"Then why are you so fast, you must be on something", the voice questioned Sonic.
"I was born with this speed ok", sonic said.
"Yeah right" the voice said.
"Sonic the hedgehog, secretly love's Amy Rose", the voice said. Amy busts threw the doors.
"Sonic, I knew it along you love me, now lets go on a date, get marry, and have lots of babies", Amy said giving sonic a dead hug, taking him to the back stage..
"YOUR EVIL MAN, PURE EVIL. Sonic yelled.
"I know, it what I do best, hahahaha", the voice laugh.
"Now you know Sonic the brown, Amy loving, on a new type of drug hedgehog"
"No they not", sonic shouted in the back round.
"Sonic, pucker up my big blue hero", Amy said making kiss noise.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", Sonic scream.
NEXT VICTIM Knuckles the echidna.