We all know that everyone in the Wolfs Rain pack can get pretty edgy, but there are probably several ways that you can make them want to die before they even get to Paradise. MY friend and I made up a few of those and we're still making up more. Try a few of these out if you ever get to travel with them.
1.Follow Kiba when he's running and scream "Sexy run!" or "Work it baby!"
2.If you're walking in a desert and the sun is out, scream at every shining piece of sand "Paradise!" then dive for it.
3.When an owl hoots at night and everyone is asleep yell "I don't know who!"
4.When it rains suggest a wet boxer and T-shirt contest.
5.When you see Darcia walk towards him and say "Baby I'm back."
6.Insist you cut off all of the members split ends and if they let you shave them bald.
7.Style your hair like Darcia's and walk around the pack laughing maniatically saying that Paradise is yours.
8.If you hear a rustling in the leaves yell "Tsume! Toboe! Cut it out!"
9.When Hige's in his true form chase him around screaming "You're fat stop eating second helpings!" or "Look at the cute chubby puppy!"
10.Give Kiba a mohawk with super strong gel when he's asleep.
11.Cut off Tsume's ponytail when he's not looking.
12.Insist that Cheza's eyes don't match her skin. Kiba that Darcia is his long lost brother and forge birth certificates.
14.When Kiba's lying on his back say, "Someone's getting excited."
15.When it's a full moon turn your clothes inside out and do a crazy dance.
16.Tell everyone it's your birthday, then take them to a gay stripper club for dinner. When they ask why you took them there say smoothly, "It's for TSUME, duh."
17.When Darcia appears, cling on to his feet and refuse to let go.
18.Replace everyone's clothes with skin-tight spandex and insist that rabid squirrels made you do it.
19.Tell Tsume he should start stealing clothes from his OLDER sister and throw out his old one's because they are much to small.
20.On every Thursday follow Toboe around making rude comments about his girly hair.
21.Take up interpretive dance and 'accidentally' punch everyone while spinning.
22. when you see Darcia, have your hair like his and walk around bobbing your head saying, "I am Jamaican-maican."
23. Have Darcia's mask on and go up to Kiba right in his face and say in a low voice, "Kiba, I am your," then go in a really squeally voice, "SEESTER!"
24. Poke Kiba's abs and say "Where do you work out? Bring all the others there… they need it."
24. Give Blue chocolate and run around with her screaming/singing "I Feel Pretty" (another option for this song is to dress up Tsume in girl cheerleader clothes and have him sing it in his manly voice)
25. Bring a flashlight, shine it in your eyes and start screaming, claiming that you're blind
26. Bring one of those hunter thingies that really smell, really bad and holdit up to their nose. See what happens.