AN: hey its Inuness. Due to the recent um O.o stuff happening I guess I am being forced to rewrite Tea in proper story format to keep it from being deleted . so just to say don't delete my story T.T I'm working on replacing all the chapters, T.T I will work into the night!!!!!!!!! Yah T.T so here it goes

OA/N(original Author's note): Bwahahha I couldn't stand it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friend and I maybe a couple of days ago had a convo and yah it turned out funny..... bwahahaha I think ill just make it all one chapter... I don't want it to be to long because I already have another fanfic in progress... (also bear with me, I've never tried this type of format before.)

Tea

It was a fine day in Tokyo. A day you'd THINK people would be out and about, frolicking in the wonderful weather, but on this day there was no frolicking for Hiei. Wait what am I saying... Hiei? FROLICK? Sorry I was using the wrong word to describe what our favorite shorty would be doing on a day like this. It's more like killing, but going back to the story we find Hiei and Kurama in Kurama's house and much to your surprise (and mine) Hiei was bored.

"I'm hungry," our poor fire demon grumbled while sitting on Kurama's couch in the living room. The young, brilliantly red headed boy turned to look at Hiei, "Please do not tell me Hiei that you only came to eat food......" Hiei turned to look at him, "No, I am just hungry. Do you have anything?"

"Yes let me check," the fox replied as he got up and walked into the kitchen looking for anything remotely resembling food. Hiei sat there for a bit, staring off into space before he got up and followed Kurama into the Kitchen. He decided to help Kurama in his quest for an edible substance in the kitchen so he proceeded to look through all the bottom cabinets. Once he had found out that, no there wasn't any food down there he got a chair and stood on it to look around through the top cabinets for food.

Kurama snickered then turned back to his own little quest through a very empty cabinet to see if maybe, just maybe there might be something in the back of it, "I think I found something," Kurama said as he reached into the back of the cabinet and pulled out a box of tea. Hiei looked over to him then jumped off the chair and walked over to him, "Tea? Well I guess it's better than nothing at all"

"I suppose," Kurama replied looking over to him. Hiei shrugged slightly then turned and walked for the living room again, "I'll be in here"

"Alright," the redhead replied as he started to boil water in a teapot. Once it was ready he poured two cups of tea and walked out into the living room, "Here you are," he said as he placed a cup in front of the short fire demon. Hiei merely grunted in reply and downed that cup'o tea as fast as anyone with a Jagan eye can do. He hesitated for a moment then said, "That was-"but stopped suddenly when a horrible headache hit him. Carefully holding his head, Hiei kneeled down onto the floor, "Ow, Kurama do you have any Advil, I have a really bad headache"

"Yes I do believe I have some," Kurama replied as he put down his yet-to-be-drunken-tea (of course after giving it an odd look) and ran for his bathroom to look for some of that Advil. Once he had located it in the sea of pill bottles in the medicine cabinet he ran back for the living room to find Hiei looking around for something.

"Hiei what are you looking for?" The fire demon looked around in all directions before his eyes came to rest on Kurama, a really bubbly look engulfing his fiery red eyes.

"Hiei? I don't know about him but I'm doing quite well thank you, but I'm sure you see the little rascal more than I do. By the way Kurama dear have you seen my oar?" The fox looked at Hiei in a very peculiar way, apparently not getting why Hiei was talking like this all of a sudden, "your............ oar? Hiei do you need the Advil? And did you just say....... Dear?"

"Of course I did, I always do, but I try to vary the words I say, just to make my talking more interesting." Kurama stared at Hiei for a second before hitting him over the head. "OW!" Hiei exclaimed as he held his head, "That hurt Kurama! You're lucky I don't have my oar or I would whack you!" he said as he stepped back, but obviously this was a very hard task for he tripped over the table that was conveniently placed behind him and fell, hitting his head and becoming unconscious. Kurama walked up to him slowly then poked him, "Hiei are you alright?"

Hiei moved slightly before moving his hand to his head, "Ow... did you bring the Advil?" This only caused more confusion and the poor fox was left to figure out what had happened to his short friend.

"Hiei are you feeling well?"

"No I have a headache"

"but you..... you were just..... Botan...." Kurama's response left the fire demon in silence for a moment before a laugh escaped his lips, "Kurama are YOU feeling alright? I think you're the one who needs the Advil....."

"No I swear! You drank the tea then you got a headache. I ran to get you some Advil, but when I came back you were acting like Botan!" as Kurama was trying to explain the situation to the laughing Hiei he picked up the cup of tea he had never drunk and takes a sip. Soon after he realized his horrible mistake and dropped it, "Ooooooo no..."

"What?" Hiei asked looking at Kurama oddly. The fox held his head, "Bad..... headache...," the fox said before passing out. Hiei stared at Kurama for a bit, but after a few minutes of Kurama's unconscious state, Hiei walked over and nudged him, "Hey are you ok?" At this Kurama's eyes snapped open and he sat up looking around, "Hey how did I get here?"

"Kurama are you alright?" Hiei asked out of a little concern. Kurama looked over to him with an odd look painted across his face, "I'm not Kurama...."

"Uh-huh..... then who are you..........."

"You forgot who I was, geeze Hiei make me feel loved. Hello I mean do I have to spell it out for you? Y-U-S-U-K-E," Hiei's eyes widened slightly upon hearing his fox friend's reply, "What?? No you're not.............." Suddenly the memory of Kurama telling him of tea and of himself acting like Botan hit him. Hiei finally getting it, got up and ran for the tea bags that were still on the counter located near the stove and proceeded to shove them down the sink disposal.

"Uh...," Kurama said as he got up and walked after him. He stopped at the door and just stared at him before braving to ask a question that was poking him in the back of his head, "Hiei... what are you doing...............???" Hiei turned to look at Kurama after savagely feeding the Sink disposal with as many tea bags as it could hold and then flipping the switch that made it grind into thousands of tiny pieces (with a small cackle of insanity might I add). He ran over to Kurama and hit him on the head, "You're not Yusuke"

"Yah I am, are you ok? Damn did you hit your head or something?" Kurama said as he rubbed the spot where Hiei had hit him. "No listen, you are not Yusuke, you are Kurama"

"Ok sure I am, and let me guess, you're not Hiei, you're Kuwabara?" Kurama said with a slight laugh. Hiei wasn't too pleased from the fox's newly found sarcasm, "No....... I am Hiei, listen... ok this isn't going to work," Hiei said as he pulled out a large spoon from one of the drawers and started to hit Kurama on the head with it, "Wake!" a clobber to the head, "Up" followed by another one, "Damn" and another, "You" came the finally. Kurama pried Hiei off of his head, "You've gone INSANE!"

After coming to the conclusion that a rather large spoon wasn't doing the trick he went in search for a larger, and more suitable object to clobber people in the head with and much to the amusement of you and me, he found a pan. With a small glint of insanity in Hiei's eyes he turned and started to run for Kurama, "COME HERE YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I'M NOT THE ONE OUT OF MY MIND! YOU ARE!" Kurama yelled as he turned to run away from the short fire demon. Unfortunately with all the commotion and insanity he had briefly forgotten that, hey! Hiei has a Jagan! He can run FASTER than me. And of course Hiei sped up and tackled Kurama and proceeded to whack the crap out of our poor fox, finally making him unconscious.

After making sure that indeed Kurama was not conscious Hiei went to go get a bucket of water. Once he had obtained this item and its content he splashed it over the fox and woke him up. "What the heck?? Hiei why did you get me wet?" Kurama said while coughing up water. "Who are you?" Hiei asked looking at him suspiciously. Kurama stared at him for a moment before replying, "Kur....ama......."

"Good... you are Kurama ... not Yusuke," Hiei said as he sat down in relief. The redhead recalled Hiei acting like Botan then taking a sip of his tea, "Hiei by any chance did I drink that tea??" Hiei looked over to him and nodded. "You got rid of it right?" asked Kurama. Hiei nodded again.

At that the doorbell rang. Kurama got up and walked to the door and upon opening it found it to be none other than Yusuke and Kuwabara. Being the rather rude child that he was, Yusuke walked into Kurama's house and saw Hiei sitting on the floor with a pan in his hand. This brought up many questions in his mind, some of which were inspired by R rated magazines that I care not to share with you, but the main one was, "What in the world???"

"Long story," Hiei said as he stood up. Yusuke having already become too familiar with odd events such as this just shrugged it off and walked into the kitchen, "Hey tea! Mind if I have some????" Kurama and Hiei looked to each other and ran for the kitchen yelling, "NOOOOOOOO."

A/N: :D nice o.o this rewrite took longer than I thought T.T and I feel really sick ; so was it funny? I got rid of my old A/N because it informed the reader that this was the only chapter and at the current moment I have 14 chapters ((all of which I need to rewrite T.T)) Please Review, I would really appreciate it n.n" onto the next chapter!!!! :D