His heart raced as he ran through the jungle, leaping over the fallen trees. His head pounded with every step, and his legs felt like they were going to give way. He wanted desperately for the chief to be gone, for him to be safe. A glance over his shoulder and- no such luck. The Jungle Guy was still there.
The realization that there was a vine blocking the way came a bit too late.
Luigi tumbled to the ground, his backpack flying off. He quickly scrambled to his feet and, in sheer desperation, zapped a tree. As luck would have it, said tree fell on the chief, incapacitating the chief. Luigi laughed and left the backpack behind, not paying attention to where he was running.
Upon looking to his front, he stopped in his tracks. A chasm stood between him and the village.
"Great," he muttered. He turned to the left to run around it, but the lion was there. A roar behind him assured him the tiger was there too. A spear flew past his head, bruhing along his moustache. Looking in the direction it came from, Luigi felt like fainting - he saw the chief and his pack.
And faint he did. Off the cliff.
Hoo, boy. Looks li- Huh? Wuzzat? Whaddya mean, what the smurf's going on? Have you not read the story?
...Uh-huh. Oh, I see, it doesn't exist yet. OK. I'll be right on that.
So, yeah... I guess, see ya next time?
Also, do not adjust your screen. I have just updated a fanfic...
...and you did it anyway didn't you?
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