Disclaimer – Owning Naruto would be like trying to sneeze with your eyes open – it just doesn't work. Achoo!

A/N: -cough, cough-

Naruto: Hm? Something wrong HeartX?

HeartX: Oh, no it's nothing. Ah... achoo!!

Naruto: Uh oh.

Sasuke: It's obvious you have a cold.

HeartX: U-Uh, really? -grabs a blanket-

Naruto Yeah. -brings out some tissues- You should stay in bed, keep warm, you know. Here, Sasuke with take care of you!

Sasuke: I-I will?

Naruto: Yeah, you should! You haven't been doing much around here. Take some of that Uchiha pride of yours and help this girl get better!

Sasuke: Part of that "pride" doesn't require me helping a sick author.

Naruto: Please, Sasuke? For me? -puppy eyes-

Sasuke: -scowl- Ugh... you know, sometimes I hate you.

Naruto: Love you too Sasuke! -gives kiss on his cheek-

HeartX: BRING ME MY ORANGE JUICE!

Naruto: Oh yeah, here we go! -presses play button-

Sasuke, you're cheating on me?!

"Aw crap, out of orange juice." The refrigerator door slammed. Every Tuesday was the same routine – Out of juice, go to the store, have another painful day. What the hell? It's like some monster comes during the night and drains the juice like blood, and then what? Naruto's money is wasted on the most needed morning necessity of the day.

Whatever, it was only a 10 minute walk to the market. Couldn't hurt today.

Naruto walked out of the kitchen and into the bedroom. He saw a lump in an over-sized bed with ravenette hair poking from the blankets and onto the few pillows. Sasuke sure did look comfortable.

Smiling, Naruto tiptoed his way through the room and crawled onto the cold sheets. He kneeled over the sleeping body and nuzzled a pale nosed out of the covers.

"Sasuke... " Naruto whispered. "Sasuke... wake up." Each word flew out like a dream. Naruto smiled. His boyfriend looked so vulnerable during his slumber, he just couldn't help himself to watch his every move, every reaction. Especially this time of morning, 8:03am in fact. The time where all vulnerability for only Naruto's viewing pleasure.

"Mm-mmh... " Sasuke's eyes twitched. " Mm, what do you want? Leave me alone will you." Sasuke snuggled back into his blankets and pillows, trying his hardest to forget the other's presence.

Naruto's eyebrows furrowed. He sat up for a minute, but then returned to his soft voice once again.

"Sasuke, hun, I want you... to wake up!" Naruto nearly shouted as he ripped the blankets off the bed from Sasuke's choke hold.

The pale shinobi had a rush of a chill as his scrunched his body tightly together.

"Ughhh... damnit Naruto." Finally blinking his eyes open, Sasuke tried his best to actually sit up, which seemed harder then appeared.

"I just woke you up to remind you that we're out of orange juice, and that I'm leaving to go get some more." Naruto smiled a huge grin as he patted Sasuke's hair.

"So let me get this straight – You woke me up, just to tell me your leaving for like, 10 minutes?" Sasuke came face to face with his boyfriend's, stoic mask in place.

"Uhm... yeah."

"Oh. Understandable." Sasuke then tackled Naruto down to the mattress beneath them. Instantly straddling the blonde's hips, Sasuke began to tease the other's lips.

"... but now that means, you owe me for the intrusion. Morning erections are so hard to try and forget." He dominated Naruto's lips in a mind blundering kiss. Well, it was more like mouth sex.

At first Naruto was going along with it. Playing his role as uke, thinking ok, morning sex is always hot. But that was when his second track mind clicked. Beep. Orange juice 101 in sudden command!

Naruto pushed at Sasuke's non-covered chest with his palms.

"Mmhhm, Sas-Sasuke... wait... " Sasuke didn't do just that. He had to make things complicated. He went for Naruto's cheek instead.

"What... is it... love?" He asked between kisses.

"U-Uhm, the orange juice. I need to go get some." Sasuke stopped his ministrations. He looked Naruto in the face again, looked in between their bodies, then back at his face. He scowled roughly.

"I hate you right now." Sasuke propped himself on his elbows, resting his head in his hand.

"Don't worry Sasuke, 10 minutes I promise." Naruto reached his head up giving Sasuke a kiss on the cheek for reassurance.

"... 10 minutes might as well be 10 years." Sasuke complained as he rolled off of his restricted boyfriend. Naruto reached down to the edge of the bed and covered Sasuke back up.

"Be right back." He smiled. The bed bounced, and there goes the bedroom door.

Here it was:

Silence.

Thick air.

Pulsing boner.

All Sasuke could think about was counting the minutes, seconds, and sub-seconds until Naruto returned home. What a drag.

'I could always just... try and go back to sleep? ' He thought through. Covering his eyes, Sasuke lied there in the stillness of the room. It felt like a prison ward. Or, almost like a spell that tried to overrun the satisfaction he needed. Right. Now. Damn.

'Wait... !' Sasuke reverted his eyes down under the blanket. He could always just... Ahh! No! It was the only pity way of the matter.

No way is this Uchiha going to rely on a few simple strokes of the hand to get him to his best. No sir!

"Masturbation. So tempting, yet, a fool's game... "

A/N: -chops the reel in half- Oops. My bad.

Naruto: What? What's gonna' happennnnn???

HeartX: Well, we'll just have to see in the next chappie, won't we?

Sasuke: God, why am I the victim in this story?

HeartX: Hehe, why not? It's a good enough plot...

Sasuke: -sigh-

HeartX: Well, that's it for this chappie. I'm just going to leave it here – short and SWEET. If I'm gonna' make a chappie story, these chaps may be a bit shorter than others.

Until next time babies!!