Haley's a girl,
Nathan's a boy,
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a jock,
She wasn't gay,
What more can I say?
He wanted her,
But she'd never tell,
Secretly, she wanted shaving gel.
But all of her friends,
Were pimps and hoes,
They had a problem with basketball shows,
He was a baller-boy,
She said "Shaving gel, ahoy!"
Basketballs don't have shaving gel,
He wanted Haley James,
Her head wasn't in the game,
She needed to stop being insane.
Five days from now,
She sits at home,
With her gel shaving her arms alone,
She turns on TV,
Guess who she sees?
Nathan he's balling on channel 3.
She calls up her friends,
They already know,
Cos they're cheerleading at Nathan's shows.
She runs there late,
Stands in the crowd,
With shaven armpits she jump up and down.
She said "Shaving gel, ahoy!"
Her armpits sting after the game,
Now he's a superstar-ll
Slamdunking his basketball,
To show Haley he's better than shaving gel.
Haley James you didn't miss out,
Nathan's love for you's devout.
There is more that meets the eye,
Shaving gel just ain't that fly.
You're just a girl,
And he's just a boy,
Can I make it anymore obvious.
He is in love,
Haven't you heard?
How you rock his baller world?
He was a baller-boy,
She said "Shaving gel, ahoy!"
Basketballs don't have shaving gel,
He wanted Haley James,
Her head wasn't in the game,
She needed to stop being insane.