hi im kip. im a bear. a fucking bear. this is my story. i dont punctuate and you guys dont care that i dont end most sentences with periods right? coz i love you guys.
and you guys deserve a free bj coupon. call me. ill hook you up. so. so. so. so. much. enjoy
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suddenly im pulled by someone saying
"permit me to introduce myself. i am pepe le pew, your lover. c est i amour! c est toujours! i am zee cabbage and you are zee corned beef. zee arms of pepe are upon you." and start getting kissed from my ear down to my collar bone
and it probably would have continued if i didnt push kenny away
"god your such a horndog"
"your justa sexy little saint rockin skinny jeans"
"riight"
kenny puts his arms around me
and basically makes me drag him around the school to my super bff
when we arrive hes shutting his locker and looks towards us and smiles
lips together
and waves while his smile slowly opens showing his white pearly teeth
teeth so clean you can eat on them but only if they were the size of miley cyrus's
mine are stained from cigarettes
my sbf said i was very sexy when i smoked
sarcastically
"HAAAaaaay" he says in a high going low voice
he always says it this way
kinda like he meant to add 'fancing meetin you heree'
its cute
hes cute
cats are cute
kyles no cat
the only thing cats and kyle have in common are
well
lungs
heart
skin
hair
eyes
feet
bones
fat
protein
nails
eye lashes
eyes
mouth
lips
cherry
lips
lashes
lashes
cute
cute
cute
cute
cute
cute
cute
cute
kyle drops some papers from his folder and bends over to get them
perfectly chiseled butt
firm
hot buns
i like hot buns
i laugh
"what the fuck is wrong with me" i smile
kyle looks up and smiles
lips together
like he knows what im thinking
but he doesnt
"you have art next right stan?"
"yes"
"lets fuckin skipp" kyle smiles
kenny smiles
we head out to my car
1969 el camino
red
kyle has his own car
but he rides in mine all the time
his isnt as crappy as mine
he actually bought his
i got mine in an auction
he has a corvette
2009 corvette
black
why the fuck do we ride my car
christ
"we better be going to the party later stan," kenny says
"i wanna get so fucking fucked up"
"well so do i" i reply
i look at kyle
kyle frowns
"im a redhead. we like to fuck shit up too"
i sigh
"fine" kyle scoffs "ill designate drive"
arms crossed
pouting
hes cute
cute
kenny smiles rubbing kyles back sympathetically
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hi. my names kip. review? and ill throw in a free hand job coup. leave me a rizzle on the telephonizzle?
good day.