Oh. this will be FUN.

Two people walked slowly down the halls of Aperture. One was female, with long caramel hair covering her left eye, a teal streak and feathers in her hair, a peace-sign belly shirt, short-shorts, detached silver sleeves with purple edges, long-fall boots, a small black bow on the right side of her head, and a Waddle Dee hugged to her chest. An ASHPoD was on her arm.

The boy next to her had the same color hair covering his right eye, a short-sleeve shirt with a skull on it, bandages on his wrists, shorts, long-fall boots, green feathers, a green streak in his hair, and an ASHPoD.

They walked into a large room. "There you are! Why are we all in here? I demand to know why you are in my facility!" GlaDOS yelled.

"Can it, computer, we just want to have some fun." The girl said.

"Yeah. Besides, WE'RE the authors, so we can do what we want." The boy added.

"Can you at least tell us who you are?" Wheatley asked.

"Oh, sure. I'm Neko." The girl said.

"And I'm Nick." The boy said.

Chell glared at Neko and hugged her Companion Cube. Neko rolled her eyes and continued, "Anyway, this is my new story, Portal or Dare. Crap name, I know. Me, Nick, and reviewers will give you truths and dares, and if you refuse, you get a portal to the face. Or infinite loop portal. Our choice." Neko held up her ASHPoD and grinned.

Nick pulled out a clipboard. "Just a list of who's here..."

PORTAL CHARACTORS

Chell

GlaDOS

Wheatley

Companion Cube

Fact Core

Space Core

Rick/Adventure Core

Morality
Curiosity

Anger

Intelligence

Oracle Turret

Defective Turret

Cave

Caroline

OCS

Neko

Nick

Waddle Dee

"Okay!" Nick said, taking away the clipboard. "First dare is for Chell!"

Neko grinned. "We dare you to kiss GlaDOS!"

Chell's eyes widened and she shook her head wildly. Nick held out his portal gun. "Dare or face portal."

Chell shook with anger and she kissed GlaDOS on the cheek for less than half a second.

Nick, Neko, and Defective started laughing wildly. Neko fought through the laughs and said, "Okay. Okay. Next is for Wheatley."

Nick was crying out of laughter, but he said, "You have to admit that you're the biggest moron ever."

Wheatley's optic widened and he yelled. "I. AM. NOT. A. MORON!"

Neko shrugged. "Okay..." She shot a portal above and below Wheatley.

Wheatley's screams as he fell almost drowned out GLaDOS's laughing. "Shut up, GLaDOS. YOU'RE NEXT."

Nick narrowed his eyes at the AI and said, "I dare you to give Chell cake, then be downloaded into this-" Neko pulled a humanlike android from nowhere. "-and Chell chooses the worst thing you did to her, and you have to do that.

Wheatley and GLaDOS both started screaming things that I will not repeat at the twins.

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