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Nyotalia!Verse

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० ღ Prussia x Canada x America० ღ

Germany could not but help to narrow her bluish eyes as came across Prussia posing topless in her room, "What are you doing?" She raised a blonde brow, though she wasn't too sure that she actually wanted the answer as Prussia barely glanced up at her and went back to examining herself in the vanity mirror.

"C'mon, West, what does it look like I'm doing?" Prussia sniffed in a haughty tone, holding another (mostly) padded bra up to her not-too-impressive bust, "I've got to boob up somehow."

Germany felt an oncoming headache already beginning to form, "For what reason?" She self-consciously glanced down, slightly irritated to see an only-too-impressive bosom, "They really only serve to get in the way." Luise added, though Gisela didn't appear to acknowledge her comment.

"Not everyone can have great magnificent tits like you do," Prussia smirked, seeing Germany's offended look at the term as she stuffed rolled up toilet paper in the bra cups, before curling her nose at her reflection in the mirror and tossing the tissue paper to the side since it looked pretty obvious what she was doing, "I want to be boobalicious for my little Birdie."

Germany's brows shot up her forehead, "And who exactly is 'Birdie'?" She sighed, wondering what poor nation Prussia was chasing after now.

"Maddie," Prussia answered simply, rolling her two-toned eyes at the clueless look to her sister, "You know, Madeleine? Canada? That ring any bells?" She smirked again as the look finally dawned on Germany, "Yeah, that's the one. Anyways, I'm one-hundred percent positive that she appreciates a little boob since she's half-French, ya know? And look at that America, with the way she flings around her knockers in that crop tops of hers? She just has to do that for Madeleine."

'Or maybe because America lacks a sense of decency?' Germany thought, but didn't bother to voice her opinion because Prussia just wouldn't listen.

"So, West, what do you think about this one?" Prussia held another heavily-padded and lacy bra to her lack of endowments, "Do you think little Birdie will blush for me if I show her this ~ kesesesese!"

Well, Germany supposed it wasn't too abnormal to worry about such things, since Italy and Romana always seemed to compare themselves with each other...

But she supposed that she just would never understand the obsession with having large breasts.