The characters and simplified law system of the Ace Attorney series is not owned by me, and this story is a parody of the first game. If you do not like this, I advise you leave. Please keep in mind that I'm a fan of the series, so try not to take this seriously. This message will be copied in every chapter for my own convenience.

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Alright, first case of the first game. (As you'll notice, I don't do things in detail, nor do I really touch on the whole case in many cases, and this case is especially short and the trial is irrelevant.) I really want you to excuse my memory throughout the writing of this story, but usually if I don't remember something I look it up.

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CASE 1: The First Turnabout

"I've just killed this person. I'm going to face it...I'm a maniac..." said Mr. Sahwit, had just said after realizing he killed Cindy Stone. "Since my new life as a maniac has begun, I have two orders of buisiness...first of all..." he paused, then laughed out a loud laugh. "HA HA HA HA HA, HE HE HOO HAW!!!" He then shook his head and continued. "Now I must frame my misdeed on someone else, like that butt...heh...heh...HA HA HA HE HE...HOO HOO HAW..."

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9:47 AM, Defendant Lobby No. 2

Now was the beginning of a legacy. The legacy of a certain Phoenix Wright, who was on of the few "sane," as they labeled him. A certain Mia Fey then showed up in front of him, and began speaking to him.

"You're first case, huh? Be careful...there are a few who've lost their sanity to the judge in there," she said warningly.

"Wh-wh...wh-wh-wh...Wha...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT," yelled out Phoenix, surprised that the judge could actually be stupid.

"SUICIDE IS THE ONLY PATH FOR ME! It's over, I say! OVEEEEER!" shrieked Larry Butz, the defendant.

"Uh...Phoenix...who is that guy?" asked Mia.

"Oh..right...I know him...he's..." Phoenix began. Then everything except Larry and Mia turned into blackness and three boxes appeared. He poked the top one, which read "Mia Fey."

"Phoenix, I'M MIA FEY!" shouted Mia.

"Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAT!?" asked Phoenix.

"Uh...why is this news to you?" asked Mia.

Then he poked the one saying Larry, mainly because the other one read "Cat Stuck in Tree."

"That's his name?" asked Mia.

"Wh-wh-WHERE DO YOU GET THIS INFO!?" yelled Phoenix.

"Uh...you just poked the box?"

"Oh...right...well...I'd better be getting to court! Heh...heh..."

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10:00 AM, Court Room No. 2

Everyone then entered the court. A silence dawned over it.

"Uh...the defense is ready your honor..." began Phoenix.

"Oh...uh...right...OOOOHHHH!" the judge exclaimed, rather confused. "Is the defense ready? HUH!? IS YOU READY, FINKRAT!?"

"Um...oh...y-y-yes, your honor..." replied Phoenix.

"I HEARD STUTTERING! THIS MEANS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON!" exclaimed the judge again.

"N-n-NO! You're just freaking me ou-"

"INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS QUESTIONS! SOLVE THEM OR I'LL EXPLODE ONE OF YOUR EXCLAIMATION POINTS!"

"N-N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'll answer them!"

"Alright, how many states are there?" asked the judge. The music then stopped and a loud "OBJECTION" was heard, Phoenix smirking.

"That's a trick question, your honor!" yelled Phoenix. "There are 50 U.S. states, but also 193 political states recognized by the UN! This is clearly a contradiction!"

"OBJECTION!" yelled out Prosecutor Payne. "There are only 192 members of the UN!"

"OBJECTION!" replied Phoenix. "Vatican City is actually recognized, but isn't a member!"

The judge pounded his gavel. "Alright, now I have but one more question before I end this trial, Mr. Wright."

"Yes, your honor?"

"What is my age?"

"Um...uh...OBJECTION! CHINA HAS THE HIGHEST POPULATION!"

"Very valid point, Mr. Wright. We thus find Vatican City, NOT GUILTY! Oh...and your friend is free to go too."

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CASE 1

THE FIRST TURNABOUT

THE END