i know i said i will take a break from writing multi-chapter stories after the train wreck which was I am a snake... but when i was at the base, i needed so desperately to write something i was going nuts and i couldn't manage to continue the other fics so after a very vigorous and pained write and erase process, i started writing this, which feels sometimes like taking out a sword stabbed into my chest.

so anyways, this story, as i promised myself, will be anything but tragedy (and romance, i am terrible with romance). this will be simply a very slow and heartwarming story of three creatures trying to adapt to humanity featuring the rest of class 3-E as either students or adults.

complete AU where Yukimura doesn't work as an assistant, no experiment on GoD so no korosensei. we'll see if GoD, Karasuma and Irina will be part of the story since i only wrote five chapters up until now (had to shorten this chapter since it was over 5k words. too much, oops.).

please support me and i hope you'll enjoy this story as much as the previous fic did. it will not be the masterpiece i somehow managed to write (believe me, i have no idea how i did it, too) but i hope it'll be great and that you'll love it.

big thanks to the one who helps me so greatly in this fic, Griewer, please check out his stories!

don't own assassination classroom, matsui-sensei does

as always, please review and all this crap.

love you guys.

enjoy! ^^

"Boring~" He whined as he splayed over his chair, tail flicking the air lazily, the armrest digging uncomfortably into his legs and arms so he twirled his hand and the chair turned into a couch and he sighed in relief; why did he even own chairs? They were uncomfortable and it's not like any formal guests come over anyway. Maybe he should disappear for several decades in some human village, see how long it takes them to realize the culprit of their every misfortune. Or maybe find some ogres and beat them up. He heard that the new king of the barbarian tribe is attacking anything in his way while heading south to the newest troll tribe.

But that would mean getting up from this very comfortable couch… oh well, he can always ask the local witch for some potions and have fun with them.

He spread his hand and blew on it, small horns appearing from thin air and giving small hooting sounds before sprouting wings and flying out of the window. Now he only needs to wait…

"Y-you called?" The local witch popped moments later in his room, long black hair in braids and eyes hidden behind round spectacles. He smirked at her and she squeaked, "I-I'm not giving you any potions! Last time I was chased out of town!"

"Aww~" He pouted, "I just want a body changing potion~ I still need to punish those buffoons for ganging up on you."

She instantly shook her head, sweating with panic. "D-don't do it, please! J-just stop those pranks!"

He gave her a strange look. "I'm the god of mischief, woman; I'm supposed to be a prankster. Besides, it's boring."

She took a step back and he sighed. "Also, stop being so terrified of me. I'm not going to harm you. How long have we known each other?"

"T-two centuries?" She responded after a moment, shoulders slightly hunching as she strode towards him. Little leprechauns jumped out of her dress and started knitting a pillow in a rapid pace; finishing it just as she reached him and laid it on the floor, which she sat on it awkwardly, thanking the little creatures as they jumped back into the black folds of her garb. He chuckled at that and flopped next to her, smirking as she drew her knees to her chest as if to hide from him. On the other hand, it could be because of his tail poking at her stomach.

"So what have you got for me?" He inquired animatedly and she slowly uncurled, eyeing him guardedly while taking out a small scroll and handing it to him.

"You'll need to do it after the summer solstice and by the sea since the waves always change the shape of the earth," Her voice gained a bit of confidence speaking over the subject of her beloved potions. He smiled at her enthusiasm and reclined back on the big cushion he popped into existence, having a brief daydream where the whole Goblin pack he had his eye on for a while turned to elves and start beating each other up. Now that would be hysterical and all he would need to do is grab some corn seeds and watch the show unfold before him.

Soon after, he bid the witch goodbye and eyed the potion in his hand, moping over the fact that he will have to wait a whole month before he can actually make any good use of that. He sighed and returned to his couch, bored out of his mind; maybe he should follow up on his idea to terrorize a village of humans. Lately, the largest gathering of them started preparing for a siege despite no enemy group was spotted on sight.

Oh well, humans are humans. Can't do much about them.

But still… it's so boring!

A month later…

Finally it's here! He nearly killed another fox that trespassed into his domain by how dreary it was. But at last, he can actually do the ritual and be done with it. And then the fun will begin.

He smirked as he stood on the beach, waiting for the sun to set so he could pour the potion over the cauldron filled with different herbs and firewood.

The sunlight was blindingly red and he immediately dumped the contents onto the pile of rubbish and stepped back when fire erupted, eating everything in the cauldron in red and blue flames.

But then the flames turned green and he tilted his head in confusion – the witch didn't say anything about green flames… did he mess up?

Oh, for Odin's sake, don't steal his fun just because of a mishap. What should he do? Well, first he should stop the ritual in case something really disastrous will happen. That would be a pain to fix.

He twirled his hand and a gallon of water appeared in it, which he generously dumped over the fire.

It was a terrible mistake.

The flames rose even higher and turned to a bright turquoise, highlighted red by the setting sun. He took several steps back and raised his hands, a big stone falling over the cauldron. It was silent for a moment and he dared to release a relieved chuckle.

Then the rock exploded and he had to form another stone barrier against the shooting pebbles, cursing to himself as he saw trees and plants being destroyed, and the ground being littered with small craters.

It's not like he is going to die from simple rocks, but he wasn't keen on washing his clothes from blood later so he decided to simply protect himself to prevent it. Seriously, this is too troublesome. But at least it isn't boring, he mused to himself. Finally some appreciated action; it had been too dull lately. He shrugged and wished away the barrier, blinking at the obliterated beach and the strange purple fog, which formed over the remains of the cauldron.

Interesting… he sent a small pebble at it. Nothing happened. He narrowed his eyes, tail twitching in wariness. He decided to simply contain it in a vial and send it to the witch and materialized a big wall of glass, which he slowly mended it around the fog—

The fog seeped through the glass and it seemed to get closer to him. He clicked his tongue and changed the glass to iron but it had the same affect as the glass.

Now the fog was ten meters away from him and he decided to screw it and get away from this thing. But then the fog was upon him and everything was washed with red. An explosion was heard and he was yanked into the fog.

It, who was basking in the setting sun, looked up when it felt the air shift around it. Scale-framed eyes looked around, trying to pinpoint the source of the disturbance.

Everything remained quiet but it knew it felt something change around it. It slithered off the boulder and hid in its shadow.

Then everything exploded and he was yanked into a hole, which suddenly formed under its form. He flailed to no avail as blue washed everything.

She was nursing her injuries on her tree's branch, crystal tears dropping from her eyes as she remembered the fear in the chief's eyes as she came close to the village.

It was not her fault. She did not want to do it yet they pushed and pushed until she complied and now look at the results – alone and cursed.

The branch under her cracked and she jolted, flying off it immediately in surprise and looking back at it. How could it crack so suddenly? She was not heavy at all and no living being sat on it with her.

A screech made her look back just as big wings flapped down, sending her to the ground. She shouted in fear as the ground skidded closer to her in a frightening speed. She tried flipping her wings only to realize that she cannot stop her descent. She squeezed her eyes tight and curled into a small ball, hoping that it would not hurt too badly.

Is this how she dies?

Then something yanked her even faster down and she opened her eyes to see a big hole devouring her.

An explosion of green welcomed her.

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Thud.

"Ow!"

Thud.

"Oof."

Thud.

"Hya!"

A pack of birds flew out of the trees around with loud screeches and shrieks.

A dead silence followed.

"What the hell?" The one at the bottom of the pile cursed, though it was muffled since their face was squashed onto the ground. A hiss was heard above, accompanied by a high-pitched apology.

"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to fall on you two! A strange hole just yanked me—"

"Shut up," The first voice growled, face raised inches from the ground now, "Just get off of me."

"Oh right." Shuffles were heard and soon the one at the bottom was left with one problem; the hissing one still sprawled on top of him.

"Hey, you too," They raised themselves onto their elbows and sent a glare to the one on top of them, "Get off."

A confused hiss. They sighed and simply threw the other to the ground, having to roll away from an enraged lunge.

"What the hell is your problem?" They stood up, wavering since something that usually kept their balance was lost. They froze and looked behind them. "What happened to my tail!?" They touched their hair, "And my horns!? My precious horns!"

"Now that you mention it," The owner of the high-pitched voice looked at them, "My wings are gone and I'm bigger than I should be. Usually no one notice if I crash into them since I'm so small."

The hissing one tilted their head and slowly looked over themselves, a baffled hiss leaving their mouth.

"Oy, speak normally," The first one grumbled, "You seem human enough to do that."

"Human? Is that what we are now?" The high-pitched owner pondered. "That sucks."

"You are telling me? I worked for centuries to annoy those mud-splashers; I am not in the mood to become one of them. Though it perhaps means that the potion worked…"

"Potion? What's that?"

An annoyed hiss and the two turned to the last of them, which was still lying on the ground, long thin limbs flailing everywhere. The two of them laughed and helped the third up to their legs and then supporting them when they stumbled.

"Seriously, it's like you never had limbs in your life…" The hissing one froze and then shook their heads, "You never had limbs?" A nod. "Well, that sucks."

"Wait, how does it even understand us if it only hisses?" A shrug. "You understand us though." A nod. "Okay… do the two of you even have names?"

One nod and one shake of the head. "I see… well, my—"

"What is all that noise—oh my!" Three pairs of eyes looked up in surprise to meet black eyes. "Are you three alright? And why are you naked?"

Through their minds passed the same thought.

A human can see us?!

Aguri could confidently say that she did not scream when she walked out of the door to see three children standing in front of her house, stark snaked. Though, to be honest, it wasn't the first thing she noticed about their appearances.

Seriously, did they dye their hair or so something? The tallest of them had bright red hair. The shortest had long wavy forest green hair, and the one who seemed to lean on the former had shoulder-length blue hair.

Then she met their eyes. Dull gold, bright hazel, and hostile blue.

Such strange kids. Nevertheless, the most important thing is to give them clothes. The police could come at any moment and arrest them for indecency.

She beckoned them to enter her house, smiling kindly at them and giving away nothing of her awe and curiosity. Slowly, the tallest of them seemed to snap out of whatever trance they were in and dragged the blue head callously with him with the green head rushing after them with a slight skip.

After herding them to her living room, she told them to wait and rushed to get some clothes for them, wondering if she should give them dresses or simple shirts and pants.

Fortunately, she found three big shirts and one pair of pants who would fit the tallest kid.

"Here you go!" She exclaimed happily as she returned, finding the three of them still in the same spot as she left them and she chuckled. "You can sit down on the couch you know."

"Th-thank you for your hospitality…" The green head murmured, blushing slightly as they scuttled timidly to the couch, the bluehead somehow ending up on the other the two's laps. The redhead seemed a bit aggravated by the action while the greenhead simply giggled at the bluehead's antics. She clasped a hand over her mouth to muffle the chuckles leaving her lips. They are so adorable, well, except for the fact that they are completely bare. And with no apparent discomfort over the fact.

"Here you go," She showed them her findings and immediately was presented with wrinkled noses. "What?"

"No… nothing," The redhead sighed pushed the bluehead off, rolling eyes at the hiss and took the biggest shirt and the pants, pulling it over their form. They did not quite fit, being slightly bigger than the kid's build, but that will have to suffice for now.

The greenhead followed soon after with pursed lips and the second shirt was pulled on, covering slim thighs.

"Come on, limbless, time to wear some clothes," Redhead cooed teasingly at the bluehead but only received a hiss in reply.

"Can't you speak?" She asked kindly and blue eyes widened before the bluehead shook their head furiously, letting out another hiss. "Do you hate me?"

"Oh, don't worry about this kid," Redhead seemed to regain composure after wearing some clothes, "Apparently didn't have limbs before all of this happened. Could confuse anyone, honestly."

She smiled a bit amusingly at the obvious lie. "People don't just grow limbs out of nowhere… uh…"

"Oh, our names?" She nodded. "We haven't even properly introduced ourselves before you came so beats me."

"Well, we can just do it now, no?" Greenhead smiled sweetly, seating back on the couch and poking the still bare bluehead until they moved to sit by the couch. Aguri nodded and took a seat as well.

"Well, my name is Aguri Yukimura, twenty-seven, and a teacher," She started and immediately received two confused stares.

Greenhead looked at redhead. "You seem to know what it is."

"Well of course, since I was actually around humans before. It's a person teaching younger people how to survive in the world. Like a mentor, if you will."

"Oh~" Greenhead whistled in awe and Aguri giggled with a small blush.

"It's not exactly that, but that's the gist of it, yeah."

"Me next then! My name is Green Flower and I'm two hundred-forty-three, female and a fairy~" The greenhead said cheerily and Aguri blinked.

"Are you sure it's your name?" She asked the little girl who was nearly vibrating in her seat. She received a nod. "Also sweetie, fairies don't exist."

"Of course they do, silly," She waved her hand dismissively at Aguri, "You humans just can't see us normally. For some reason this idiot here," She pointed at the redhead, who simply smirked and waved playfully, "did something to make me lose my wings and grow bigger and that's why you can see me."

Aguri decided to play along. Maybe they're mental house runaways? "But I can't call you Green Flower. Do you have any other names?"

She got a negative. "Then how about I give you a human name?" Green Flower perked at that and nodded excitedly. "Hmmm… there is this famous actress named Kaede… how about Kaede?"

"Sounds pretty."

"Okay, then that's settled. Now who's next?"

"I'll do it," Redhead shrugged after a moment of fidgeting from the bluehead, "Name's Karma since I am the one to prank beings that harm others, Loki's lesser known son, I'm really old so don't remember the exact number, male and a god of mischief."

Oh dear, they are becoming more obnoxious… first a fairy and now a god? What's next, superman?

"That's nice…" She couldn't keep all of her disbelief out of her voice and he gave her a knowing look then turned to the silent bluehead and nudged him at the head with his foot.

"Oy, it's your turn, limbless."

He got a hiss and bluehead bared sharp protruded fangs, snapping at the foot, which managed to retreat in time. Aguri was immediately on her feet and approached the smaller form, disapprovingly waving a finger in front of him.

"That wasn't nice of you. Now apologize to Karma," She said sternly only to receive a baffled face. "Why are you confused? You shouldn't be attacking your friends like that."

"Friends, huh?" Karma snorted, "Lady, this brat probably doesn't know what apologizing is. First things first, it needs to talk."

She gave him the look as well. "Hey, we don't even know its gender. It looks female enough though… but it does have male parts…"

A miffed hiss and bluehead lunged forward, Karma laughed as he raised his feet to the couch and flipped over the backrest to its backside. Aguri had to grab the bluehead's shoulders since they still weren't wearing any clothes and pulled him away, berating the still laughing redhead.

"He's acting like a small animal, Aguri," Kaede said amusingly, "Do you think that's what he was before we came here?"

Karma popped from the back of the couch, placing his elbows on the backrest, grinning widely. "Well, it understands us so we can just ask it, no? Hey, limbless, were you an animal before coming here?"

A nod.

"See?" Kaede exclaimed animatedly, "I talked to so many animals and they all acted like this. They don't like it when someone touches them so hastily so be careful next time, Karma."

This is getting a bit too confusing and overwhelming. "Did you three know each other before?"

"Nope. We all found ourselves in a pile after having a hole yank us into it," Kaede said happily.

Aguri sighed and leaned back in her chair. "Look. I'm glad to see that you three have such a wild imagination, but this is getting ridiculous and I still need to phone your parents so you could get home. I won't tell them about your indecency but—"

"I knew it," She startled at the redhead's sudden disappointed tone, "What can we do to make you believe us? I would show you my powers, but ever since arriving here I have been having difficulties remembering the essence of things so… hey, greenie, what kind of abilities did you have other than flying?"

"Well, I…" Suddenly the girl seemed depressed, "I was cursed just before coming so everything I touched… wilted away."

"But they were touching you perfectly before," Aguri said hesitantly and hazel eyes perked up and she quickly touched Karma's shoulder, laughing in relief when all the other did was smack her head.

"So when we turned human we lost our abilities…" Karma said a bit annoyingly, "So what could we do…"

"Well, what about small animal here?" Kaede pointed ruffled the blue hair, whose owner was dozing between her feet. Aguri's cheeks heated a bit at the indecent position but did not comment since Kaede didn't seem bothered by it.

"Well, it's getting quite late so how about staying over tonight and then I'll see about getting you back home tomorrow, okay?" The two exchanged looks and nodded, chuckling to themselves.

Oh, well, it could have gone much worse, Aguri concluded to herself. She'll just have to break through their fantasies and find their true identities…

Can't be too difficult, right?

She got a bad feeling about this...

any thoughts?