Chapter 1: Just a little fun

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Naruto's eyes popped open. Today was the two year anniversary. Two years. That's how long had passed since Naruto had been trapped in this new world. He could remember it like yesterday, the day he had fallen from the sky. Literally.

(2 years ago)

The Fourth Shinobi War had just ended a couple weeks before with Naruto shoving a Fūton: Rasenshuriken the size of a mountain right into the face of Kaguya. Needless to say even Zeus would have trouble recovering from one of those. Finally peace was restored to the Elemental Nations, which, after another five Kage summit, and much to A's dismay, they agreed to disband all shinobi forces and cease to train new shinobis. In a couple generations the world would forget how to use chakra and the world would be a better place. All nine tailed beasts agreed to be sealed into Gedō Mazō where they finally found peace. All of them except for Kurama of course. He stayed with Naruto.

Now you have to understand, for the last four years Naruto had been spent his entire teenage life fighting a war that he had been dragged into against his will, and now, when he was finally done fighting and brought peace to his world it was time to catch up on all the teenage things he had missed out on. Namely sex. It turns out being the Hero of the Leaf and the Hero of the Elemental Nations had its perks. Mainly that within minutes he could have any women, wife, or kunoichi in his bed.

For the first time in his life, Naruto was having fun. Picking up some of his old sensei's habits, he could often be found peeking at ladies in the local spa, writing notes, something that many questioned because it was unanimously agreed upon that Naruto the Toad Sage could easily walk into any spa and be greeted with enthusiasm. Perhaps it was his way of remembering his fallen sensei.

One sunny afternoon Naruto and Sakura were out drinking sake at a local bar, celebrating the five month anniversary of defeating Kaguya. Like Naruto, Sakura had picked up Tsunade's drinking and gambling habits after the war and had these "celebratory anniversary drinks" a bit too often to be celebratory. Naruto had become a traveling author while Sakura the head of the Konoha Hospital. After more than a few too many drinks both of them ended up drunk out of their minds. Quite inebriated, they both stumbled into Sakura's modest apartment, lips locked together and clothes flying off. Sakura proceeded to show Naruto why he had such a crush on her as a young child.

After a long day of work Sasuke was heading home. To himself he mused at how different the world was in just a couple months after the fall of the Shinobi, many were calling it a new era, The Golden Era. Surprisingly Sasuke had been chosen as the Nanadaime Hokage after Naruto passed it up saying "The Hokage is supposed to be the strongest shinobi". Without shinobi's, these days the Hokage was more of a managerial duty, reorganizing the village and managing the local economy so instead Naruto opted to be a wandering sage.

So after a long day of chaotic sessions with the board of trade as well as meeting the ambassador from the Fire Daimyo he was looking forward to having a nice, hot bath with his favorite pink-haired goddess. Needless to say Sasuke was not amused when he walked into his girlfriend's apartment. Seeing clothes strewn across the floor and his "best friend" thrusting in and out of his girlfriend Sasuke's Mangekyo sharingan spun into existence, rage in his eyes.

"Kamui!"

And those were the last words Naruto would ever hear in the Elemental Nations.

Within seconds Naruto re-materialized in another dimension. Luckily Sasuke didn't stop his Kamui before sending Naruto's entire body into the new dimension; Unluckily, Naruto was hundreds of feet in the air.

After hitting the soft ground with a loud thud, not dying thanks to years of training and hardening his body, the pungent smell of gas and greasy hot dogs assaulted his nose. He slowly opened his bright, azure blue eyes. All he saw were snowflakes, slowly falling on top of him, Marine snow. Still drunk, Naruto struggled to sit up, all he could see were strange, yellow, metal machines moving along long gray pavements. They were not too unlike the train he ran from when saving Kuyuki in Yuki no Kuni, albeit much smaller and probably a lot less dangerous. Briefly he considered that he may have ended up back in Yuki no Kuni but the people walking by were speaking a much different language that didn't make much sense to him.

"God damn it loud here" a half drunk Naruto muttered before he promptly passed out. The last thing he heard were passerby's muttering about "stupid, drunk, naked homeless men lying around, dirtying the city that never sleeps."

(Back to present time)

Two years had passed since that day Naruto woke up in the freezing cold and very naked in New York's Central Park. It turns out Naruto was sent into a new world with seven whole continents, which blew Naruto's mind, 'imagine if there was a war between all seven continents, it'll be way worse than the 4th Great Shinobi War'

Naruto soon discovered he knew how to speak the language of Japanese, used by men from the far East. Unluckily, he had ended up in the far west, where they spoke only English. Using a couple hundred kage bunshins Naruto managed to quickly pick up English.

Luckily, Naruto had copies of his godfather's books, his personal favorite series, the Icha Icha sealed in a kanji on his arm. Using the pen name of the Great Sage of the East, Naruto translated the first book to English. After a couple failed calls to different publishers he was finally able to find a publisher with enough balls to publish his book, or perhaps he was just a closet pervert as well. It turns out this world had just as many perverts as the his last and soon Naruto had more than enough money to purchase his own modest apartment in Brooklyn.

Naruto sighed to himself, today he was starting a couple classes at New York University, one of the prestigious colleges in the city. He'd be lying if he said he didn't miss the Elemental Nations, there he had respect and power, here it was apparently frowned upon to cheat and steal. Plus, it was much harder to woo a women. He had already tried on six different occasions but apparently something about him yelled "pervert" or something. Maybe it was his haori he had insisted on wearing around the streets of New York that said The Great Sage of the East which he quickly ditched after a women threw a snowball at him and called him a perv. Afterwards his chances improved greatly.

(Library)

"Polish arts, Poland in the 16th Century, Portia, ahah! Poseidon" Naruto reached up to grab the book he needed to study for his Mythology 101 exam the next day when before he could take a hold of it, a slim, feminine hand suddenly grabbed it away. Looking down Naruto met eyes with the grayest pair of eyes he had ever seen. In front of him stood the most beautiful women he had ever seen. She had a nice, angular face with a pair of circular glasses, reminding Naruto of a librarian, albeit a very hot one.

"Sorry, did you need this book?" she asked, her voice was quite strong yet melodious.

"Nah it okay, I've always been curious about Greek mythology so I wanted to check out a book about one of their gods" he said with a smile.

"You'd probably be better starting with this book instead then" she said with a tinge of annoyance in her voice that Naruto couldn't quite trace as she passed him a different book, Athena; the True Goddess. Naruto couldn't help but stare at her nicely shaped ass as she walked off with the book he needed to pass his exam. 'God damn dick, how am I supposed to pass now'

It would be three months before Naruto would see her again. It turns out her name was Abigail Olympia, more accurately, Professor Olympia. She was the teacher of Mythology 102, which Naruto was taking during his second semester of college.

Mythology 102 quickly became Naruto's favorite class of all time, not so much because of the content, mostly because of his teacher. Professor Olympia was the teacher that young teenage boys dreamt of having. Hot, strict at times, yet quite intelligent, but mostly hot. Especially on the particularly hot days when the AC mysteriously "broke" and Professor Olympia was forced to teach in tight tank top, her breasts shimmering with sweat. Naruto loved to banter and debate with her, one of the most notorious times being when Naruto tried to argue that Artemis was the best female god. Professor Olympia quickly shut down that notion.

The semester flew by and they kept in touch the following year. Professor Olympia slowly became Abigail, whom he discovered was also a student as well, studying for her PHD in history. She was only a two years older than Naruto, with her intelligence she skipped quite a few grades. Around the campus Naruto and Abigail could often be seen together, both blondes often laughing or debating some topic or another.

Athena sighed. She had just gotten back from Olympus where her father had berated her for pushing off her duties as a Goddess. Much to her dismay, she was, for a lack of a better term, grounded her to Olympus for the next fifty years. He could be such an ass sometimes, even if he was her favorite daughter. These past two years had been the most fun she had experienced in the last three centuries. She and her favorite blonde troublemaker had been getting in all sorts of sticky situations together, one time they literally fell into a vat of chocolate during a tour of Hershey's Chocolate Factory.

Athena swore off all men, but there was just something different about Naruto. He wasn't the perfect gentlemen, far from it. She pretended not to notice when he would leer at her breasts or at other women's. He was crass and vulgar but sincere. He wasn't the most intelligent man she had met, although he was particularly adept at warfare tactics, but he was an enigma, very different from any of them men she had ever expressed interest in. Even Daedalus, the master craftsman had not taken her interest so much so that she neglected her duties on Mount Olympus.

Athena closed her eyes, images of her favorite memory slowly appeared in her mind. It was the last day of the Naruto's sophomore term and they had just finished their last final. Naruto, being the gentleman he was brought a picnic basket and a blanket for lunch. Now Athena had always heard of the typical picnic and blanket dates from the ramblings of Aphrodite, be she herself had never actually experienced one. And for the first time in her two millennium existence, Athena went on a date.

Athena crept through the window, blending in with the light breeze. She watched Naruto sleep, he was muttering something about boobs. Perv. A single tear rolled down her cheek as she realized it was likely the last time she would see him, he would probably be dead or an old man by the next time she was allowed down from Mount Olympus. Slowly she leaned and in and gave him a soft kiss on his lips before quickly turning around with a blushing face and disappearing.

AN: It's winter break and I'm bored so I've decided to try writing a fanfiction after five-ish years of reading them I guess it's time to give back to this dying community. Idea from xxAkuxx and Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka, didn't ask for permission so hopefully they don't mind. Don't like it? Go fuck yourself :) but no flames please. If you want more please review! Not really sure if I should keep writing this one or start a new one. It's my first fanfiction so the lord knows I could use some advice and motivation!