Disclaimer: South Park and it's characters are copyrighted to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I wish I could own South Park ,but I don't. :(

A/N: My first ever fanfic. Please review.

Pairing: Tweek and Craig

Inspiration: A picture I saw

Craigs POV

Dream Fantasies

My best friend Tweek Tweak is supposed to be coming over in 5 minutes to watch the new Red Racer. We are completely open with each other ,well at least he is. He doesn't know that I have had a major crush on him since we were 10. Now being 16, I have realized that I don't just like him. I love him.

I have to guard my emotions around him, more than other people at least. I can't risk him finding out. It's hard, though. Manly when he does something really cute like freaking out about the underpants gnomes or that someone is going to kidnap him...again.

I get knocked out of my thoughts by hearing the doorbell and a scream. I open the door to see him standing there. His beautiful golden untamed locks, his cute smile, and of course a coffee cup. Then, I notice he has a book bag.

"Why do you have your book bag?"

"Your mom didn't -gah!- tell you my parents are g-going to a convention. I-I'm spending the -nngh- night."

"My parents and sister haven't talked to me since they left. I guess you can stay." They went on vacation to France ,to eat cheese and all the other shitty foods they have there. The only reason I didn't go was because I said France was too gay even for me.

After, he drops his bag off in my room we are sitting in the living room watching Red Racer. I happen to notice though that I'm paying more attention to him then to the TV. I don't even notice when the ending credits come on. That's when I realize he hasn't had any coffee since he finished his thermos which was about 30 seconds after he got here.

"Do you want any coffee? You haven't had any since you got here."

Tweek looks at me and says the last thing I would ever expect ,"No. What I want is your big juicy cock and to feel your cum sliding down my thr-"

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

"UGH! Why does the universe hate me so much? Can't I ever just sleep in and get to finish that awesome dream?"