"I'm just a normal teenage boy..."
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"MY ASS!!!" Renji barked before he began to laugh his ass off.
Ichigo scowled as he began to put his tie on.
"Shut up Renji! I really need this job and the only way I'm going to get it is if I at least actlike I am!"
Renji paused.
"You have to be normal to get a job?"
"Well, technically-"
"Why?"
"Well... If you- I mean- ...I don't know why! You just do!"
"But why?"
Ichigo growled.
"I don't know."
"But there has to be a reason why.?
"I DO NOT KNOW, RENJI!"
"Then go find out."
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Ichigo sighed.
"Renji.... you cannot be serious."
"I am. I want to know. So either tell me what you do know or either go find out," Renji said.
"People need to be normal so they.... so they... won't.........."
"Yes?" Renji asked, obviously curious.
"...... so they won't..... scare people... away." Ichigo finished, hoping this would satify the half-insane half-really insane man.
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"Ichigo," Renji began.
"Yes?" Ichigo asked tiredly.
"There is absolutely no way in hell that you are ever going to get a job."
Ichigo felt his eye twitch.
"And what the hell is that supposed to mean?
"I mean, think about it! How are you, in any way, normal?"
'You know, he's kinda right.' Ichigo's hollow said as he so graciously gave his opinion.
'Shut up!'
'Actually, he's completely right...'
Deciding to ignore his hollow until later, he quickly returned to the current self-esteem destroyer, that being Renji.
"I said 'I at least have to act like one!'"
"Ichigo," Renji once again, continued, "Do you even know how to act like a normal teenager?"
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'Shit!'
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